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all you rainbow bright fans
peep this shit
http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/...v_episode.html The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana... Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... " George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?" Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up" We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it. Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in" Geoffrey: "You managed it last night" Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in" Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George" George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing" Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?" Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?" George: "Yesterday we played with our balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?" Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well." Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it." Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument." Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here." George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?" Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft." Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger." Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?" George: "Let's sing that plucking song." Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas." Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter. Rod: "We could hear you all banging away." Roger: "Banging can be fun." Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger." Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument." Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out." Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?" Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?" Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is." Zippy: "I've got a big red one." George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it." Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song." Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today." "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day." Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye." |