koalas.txt

[Gusto]

source: http://www.textfiles.com/uploads/koalas.txt

This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of
2004. The assignment was to pick an enangered species, and explain why
it's important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from
the original.

Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2

I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all
could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them
but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of
time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why
should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I
don't like koalas.

Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.

Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start
climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet
away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their
pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think
better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
fucking koala.

If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe
with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take
one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get
something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its
ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have
protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch
him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.

The important think about koalas is that just don't care
about tem and let them die by all the other animals in
Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do
and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's
not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all
the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them
back with their family. If you let them all go they won't
nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.

Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have
nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like
they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do
nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of
the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why
koalas are not important because there are dumb.

[M!SKA]

kid should get a scholarship for that

[sh4un]

Originally Posted by M!SKA

kid should get a scholarship for that

haha kids pretty negative, koalas kick ass!
lots of spelling / grammer errors

[mapleleaf4ever]

Nuke the Whales! YEAH!

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by sh4un

lots of spelling / grammer errors

you make a few yourself. hahaha. he's in grade eight, though, what's your excuse?

[xxViceRoyxx]

That kind needs some serious help with his education....

[neoh]

gusto, that sounds like your paper. :|



Save the Koala's because they look like fuzzy yoda's!

soo cute.

[Gusto]

i'm cool with koalas, but the kid made some good points. like seriously, with them little ass tails and some short ass legs, how are they supposed to compete with them other animals? they weak as hell.

[sh4un]

Originally Posted by gusto

you make a few yourself. hahaha. he's in grade eight, though, what's your excuse?

i dont get graded on the internet. . .

[Mr.Wrong]

haha that was funny shit
good post man

[lou_belle]

BWAHAHAhahEhLOL*
I love that little bastard..he's like got some pretty hardcore beliefs about how weak they koalas is~
lol
I bet he was just totally joking and went off on his topic "koalas are stupid"...where'd u find that??

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

where'd u find that??

metafilter.com

[Ragga_Wh0re]

hahahahahahahahah

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by neoh

Save the Koala's because they look like fuzzy yoda's!

soo cute.

yes! =)



lol, yeah that was an interesting read for sure

[veN]

That was really funny!

I looooooove Koalas, but yeah, all they do is sit around in trees thinking they hard but they weak as hell. Forreal. Them and they little tails and legs. Lol.

I want to come back in another life as a Koala.

[Bitchin]

haha nice find!!

tho... when I was in australia.. I was told they can be quite the jerk.

[e_BoY]

lol that was a funny read

[Gusto]

ahaha this is just as funny over a year later.

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by Gusto

ahaha this is just as funny over a year later.

oh boy is it ever.
i almost laughed out loud.

the kid totally missed the part about koala's having a substance abuse problem.

[Gusto]

and their syphilis problem.

[Silverwinged]

and the part about they havin dead beat dads.

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

and the part about they havin dead beat dads.

fuck - those koala's and I have a lot in common.

[Silverwinged]

but you can swim.
and you wouldnt get snatched up by a bear at kits pool.
maybe a really hair gay guy. but thats hardly a bear.

[Gusto]

someone i know referred to them as "diseased, whoring thieves that are always fucked out of their skulls."