Random findings of MSN Convos

[sNyx]

PiXiE* says:
thanks a fucken lot I wasnt fuckin hitting on you PiXiE* says:
i love larry and you fucked things up

PiXiE* says:
i didnt hit on you

PiXiE* says:
i fucken talked to you

PiXiE* says:
now he hates me

PiXiE* says:
and i have to get all of my shit out of his locker

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i told him that to see if hed be like "WHAT!" kuz he said you guys werent going out & i think hes lying...

PiXiE* says:
you fucken messed everything

PiXiE* says:
i lost my best fuckin friend

PiXiE* says:
the only friend i have

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
quit bitchin

PiXiE* says:
fuck you

PiXiE* says:
duh ur fucking retarded!!!

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
psycho bitch

PiXiE* says:
oh im really psycho......least im mature

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
im very happy for you

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
note the smilie-----------> :-)

PiXiE* says:
u have no idea what u just did

[Gusto]

omg i can't believe you did that. they were supposed to be bff. :(

[sNyx]

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
this is me & jess talking after i told larry that she was hitting on me... http://puresk8.com/jacobandjess.html

Sex and Candy says:
aight

Sex and Candy says:
haha

Sex and Candy says:
post it on puresk8 so people can read it

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
no......hahaha that would be some funny shit tho

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
when i come to school on friday ill bring it tho

Sex and Candy says:
aight

Sex and Candy says:
haha

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
oh my

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
you should print it and bring it to school tomarrow

Sex and Candy says:
my printer is on the fritz

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
darn.

Sex and Candy says:
darn

Sex and Candy says:
wtf

Sex and Candy says:
darn

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
lol

Sex and Candy says:
hey darn boy

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
i dunno

Sex and Candy says:
it more like shit

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
its just a terriffic word.

Sex and Candy says:
shit

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
so is terriffic.

Sex and Candy says:
terriffic

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
how terriffic

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
how terriff.

Sex and Candy says:
you just sit and fritter away

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
sorry, you get bored when you havent been out of the house since friday

Sex and Candy says:
how long you grounded for

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
well, i got the mail on monday

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
but i was out there for like, 10 seconds

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
well, more like 15, kuz i have to walk down the steps and shit

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
well, like, 12 probably

Sex and Candy says:
haha

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
hmm

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
ill get the mail tomarrow and time it

Sex and Candy says:
ok

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
ill run tho

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
no, maybe ill walk, then i can enjoy the fresh air and sun

Sex and Candy says:
why run

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
but what if it rains

Sex and Candy says:
then run

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
then i can get some moisture in my skin

Sex and Candy says:
true

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
have you ever wondered if the polluted rain soaks into your skin, if you can get cancer?

Sex and Candy says:
yea

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
like, some akin cancer?

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALON
skin*

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
but, like, yeah

Sex and Candy says:
i smell sex and candy

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
my grandpa has skin cancer

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
lol

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he has, like red dots on his skin

Sex and Candy says:
damn

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says: darn

Sex and Candy says:
yea moma this surly is a dream

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
but his skin is normal tho

Sex and Candy says:
really

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
my great grandpa died of lung cancer

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
for aspesctice

Sex and Candy says:
wow

Sex and Candy says:
why are you tellin me this

Sex and Candy says:
just wondering

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i dont know

Sex and Candy says:
haha

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
what were we talking about?

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
oh yeah... "darn"

Sex and Candy says:
how long you were grounded for

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
hmmm

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
oh, 2 weeks, and 23 hours, and 25 minutes

Sex and Candy says:
how many seconds

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
hold on...

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
15

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i get ungrounded on october 30th 2002

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
wanna know what i did yesterday when you were all at school?

Sex and Candy says:
what

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
well i have 2 way walkie talkies, but i lost one so i have 1 2 way walkie... anyway

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i wrapped my whole shing of tin foil around the antenna, then stole my radio antenna and jammed it in the antenna and was talking to someone from loganville about how to fix a 350 chevy

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
then hes like "it makes a klunk klunk"

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im like what the fucks a klunk klunk

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then hes like listen... then he started it and im like "thats not a klunk klunk, thats a bang bang"

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
and he was getting so pissed

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
hahaha

Sex and Candy says:
haha

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
no joke

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
then i drew a picture of a waffle eating a man.

Sex and Candy says:
haha

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
then i used nail polish remover to take off the holograph thing off the cover of my agenda

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
ever notice that the word "poe-lish" and "pah-lish" are spelt the same?

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eating a polish meatball, or eatiing a meatball smothered in nail polish?

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
hmmm

Sex and Candy says:
are you talkin shit about polish people

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
puzzles me so

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
no.

Sex and Candy says:
oh ok

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
but im borded

Sex and Candy says:
same here

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i memorized the "muzzy" commercial

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
dis vi lah jun vi... yes thats french their speaking, and no these children arent french. they're american.... then it goes on and on for about 2.5 minutes

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
lol

Sex and Candy says:
haha

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
but oh my golly ive been so bored

Sex and Candy says:
golly

Sex and Candy says:
gee wiz

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
yes.

Sex and Candy says:
i smell sex and candy

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
whos that loungin in-my-chair

Sex and Candy says:
whos that castin 3 feet of staris in my derection

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
mamma this surely is a dream...yeah

Sex and Candy says:
good song

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
yes.

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
very much so.

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
anywho

Sex and Candy says:
yea there she was like disco lemonade

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
mountain dew: code red Nutrition Facts:

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
Serving size: 8 fl oz (240 ml) Servings per container: 4 amount per serving Calories: 110 total fat: 0g Sodium: 70 Mg total carbohydrates: 31g Sugars: 30 g *percent daily values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
Contains:

Sex and Candy says:
calories is 110

Sex and Candy says:
i mean 170

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
nope, 110

Sex and Candy says:
i got a can right next to me

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i have a 1-litre code red

Sex and Candy says:
it says 170

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
not on mind

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
mine*

Sex and Candy says:
you have a code red

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
yeah

Sex and Candy says:
i have a mountine dew

Sex and Candy says:
not code red

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
ok

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
gotcha

Sex and Candy says:
yea

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
CONTAINS: CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE, CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR, CONCENTRATED ORANGE JUICE AND OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVES FRESHNESS), CAFFEINE, SODIUM CITRATE, GUM ARABIC, ERYTHORBIC ACID (PRESERVES FRESHNESS), CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (TO PROTECT FLAVOR), BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL, AND YELLOW 5 AND BLUE 1.

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
did you know, out of all pepsi products, pepsi has the least caffiend?

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
caffiene*

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Amount of Caffeine (mg) Jolt 100.0 Afri-Cola 100.0 Mountain Dew 55.0 Diet Mountain Dew 55.0 Mello Yellow 52.8 Tab 46.8 Coca-Cola 45.6 Diet Cola 45.6 Mr. Pibb 40.8 OK Soda 40.5 Dr. Pepper 39.6 Pepsi Cola 37.2

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
ccording to the national Soft drink association.

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
according*

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
hey are you there?

Sex and Candy says:
i am now

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
ok.

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
did you read that information?

Sex and Candy says:
yea

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
did you learn some things from it?

Sex and Candy says:
yea

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
can u do me a HUGE favor

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
write a 2 page essay on what you have learned from it...

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i want it by 5:00 tomarrow morning.

Sex and Candy says:

alright

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
really!!??

Sex and Candy says:

sure

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
ok

Sex and Candy says:

why not

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i can grade it tomarrow and send it back to you with a grade and everything

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
just email to to me

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
oh horray! this is so exciting!

Sex and Candy says:

um ok

[sNyx]

these kids are hilarious..

[FireWire]

lol... that girl got owned. That's kinda bad, but kinda good at the same time.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
well i have 2 way walkie talkies, but i lost one so i have 1 2 way walkie... anyway

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
i wrapped my whole shing of tin foil around the antenna, then stole my radio antenna and jammed it in the antenna and was talking to someone from loganville about how to fix a 350 chevy

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
then hes like "it makes a klunk klunk"

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
im like what the fucks a klunk klunk

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
then hes like listen... then he started it and im like "thats not a klunk klunk, thats a bang bang"

hey! teachers! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE! says:
and he was getting so pissed

too funny

[ziggy9202]

Holy shit!!!
The person in this conversation is ME....
After 5 years, I stumbled upon this page.
I must have posted my conversation on a hidden part of my website, puresk8.com (doesn't exist anymore), and someone found it.
Whoever found this, please email me at ziggy @ jvlnet.com... I'd like to know how the hell ya found it. :-)
Thanks to everyone, for you're comments. I'm glad I've amused you.
This is a conversation I had with a buddy back in high school, in a small little northern hicktown called Reedsburg, Wisconsin. The conversation with the girl had to do with a time she tried hitting on me... But she was dating my buddy larry.
I was grounded and suspended from school for a few weeks or so, for having vicodin in school.
This is fucking hilarious to read after all this time---- and i'm glad I've entertained everyone.
-Jacob Zimmerly, Madison, WI

msn messenger: let_the_lovin @ hotmail.com

[KrisisID]

Lol..

[NinjaBoy]

I'm glad that he's put his MSN messenger name, so we can contact him to discuss this further if nessesary.

[sNyx]

Jacob, im glad Google has reunited us with you. I cannot recall just where it was found, being over 2 years ago, but I will gladly remove it upon your request.

[ziggy9202]

haha, yeah no problem, leave this shit up here, its funny

[ziggy9202]

hey ninja boy.....





...fuck you.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by ziggy9202

hey ninja boy.....





...fuck you.

I would discuss this with you further, but I don't use MSN :)

[Gusto]

^ he included his email address too, jerk.

[dabbler]

and you both use FnK now. May as well have the discussion here so we can all read it and pretend that it matters