One Night in Jail..A Lori Story*

[lou_belle]

So yeah...I'm writing on a bus window with a GLUESTICK..*so dumb.
the bus was a setup..
with Wendy and her sidekick and this UBC graffiti nark..
The only problem is the bear mase I have in my pocket..
So we step off the bus..she's holding me by my backpack
I drop it and run!
I don't want to get charged with a concealed weapon*
Wendy gives me a good head start from falling on her face.
but I'm too drunk to notice I'm running into a dead end alley way..
Then I run back..
thank god she's behind..
I should have ditched this mase!
I run into the middle of an intersection with three cop cars and a paddy wagon..??
THESE STUPID POLICE ARE CHASING ME FOR WRITING ON A BUS WITH A GLUESTICK WITH TEN OFFICERS...like forreal*
Then they remind me about the chunk of hash I have in my pocket~
Thats Vancouver police for you.
And whaddya know...I got a write up in the newspaper..
A youth charged with "vandalism under five thousand, found with a concealed weapon and posession of narcotics with intent to sell" I sound exactly like the type of person everyone would want in jail...the only problem is..I'm just a girl that smokes weed, protects herself and has fun with a gluestick:P

I thought to myself when I was surrounded

*hmm...how many cops could this can of mase take out?...lay down and surrender you dumb ass! You're not a felon!

All those police cars make you feel like your pretty darn important:)

[sidekick]

i hope i get arrested one day for something.

[lou_belle]

Oh yeah..the stankiest part is when I go to jail in a cell with five crackhead women..
crackhead quote~
"THAT WAS MY FIRST BOWL MOVEMENT IN FOUR DAYS SISTERS?!"
...and i heard the whole process...*shudders
The cops laughed at me cuz I WAS GAGGING FROM THE SMELL WITH FOUR LAYERS OVER MY NOSE!! AND I STILL GOT AN EYE INFECTION...ugh.

that was it for me...graffiti kills..

[lou_belle]

long story short~

I saw a chick pull a lighter and pipe out of her butt in seran and a rock out of her tooth hole..I gave them my food..

[Oscar Da Grouc]

^ewww...well i'm glad nothing TOO bad happened, i cant believe they chased u because of a gluestick..

[lou_belle]

this fell under the "bad things I used to do" thread but I like stories:)

[neoh]

I've been arrested a couple of times myself for the stupidest things imaginable.

dumb pigs. :|

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

^ewww...well i'm glad nothing TOO bad happened, i cant believe they chased u because of a gluestick..

yeah, there's actually a small group of police officers that focus primalrily on graffiti offenses. I was suprised to see that Wendy, the head graffiti cop sent from edmonton by the governor general, had eight other police officers with her for this outing. Every house party I go to I look for Wendy..sometimes she'll be blonde, brunette...a natural redhead and sometimes she's a punk or a hip skater mom..ridiculousness:D

[lou_belle]

she even taps our phone lines so we can't talk about anything on the phone like where we'll meet up or what we want to do..sO LAME.

[stephen_c]

^
tapped ur fone line?
please explain.

[tvmann]

And who is this Wendy? They have undercover grafitti cops with multiple disguises that snoop around house parties??!!

P.S. very funny story, would be good in a movie.

[Bitchin]

tap your phone lines?

aint that a bit extreme for paint?

[Goodfellow]

that's a good story. lol. i'm not surprised at all to find out they had tons of cops chasing you for somethin so pety, when there's crackheads and drug dealers down the street stabbin people for money going unnoticed.

i should tell my story about getting chased by a whole bunch of sec. guards at playland when i spat in the face of some prick ride worker. but fnk probably won't approve / care. what a funny day

[Bitchin]

^I'd laugh if it was one of the fnk'ers that worked @ playland.

[BAL1STOPHER]

first off HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahem
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and secondly
Youth Squad, School Liaison Officers and Patrol Officers are working with Translink Crime Prevention officer Wendy Hawthorne. Special Constable Hawthorne is an extremely knowledgeable graffiti specialist who has been continuously working with various Police Departments and agencies within the Lower Mainland, British Columbia and Washington State for over 15 years.


heres her phone # it makes for great prank calls
Wendy Hawthorne604 515 8309

[Jen-E-03]

I bet those 10 cops that chased u over sumthing as stupid as a gluestick could have been doing much more productive things with their time. What a bunch of stupid cops.

[BongMan]

Originally Posted by neoh

I've been arrested a couple of times myself for the stupidest things imaginable.

dumb pigs. :|

hahaha Im glad to say Im surprisingly speedy and hard to spot at night has saved me a few times back in my younger days.

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

i hope i get arrested one day for something.

then u can go to court and there can be a judge and everything!!!

Vote for jake!!!!!

~dalyn

[Liqwid]

OMG lori....

i <3 lori stories...

but this is a tragedy....

i'm glad yer ok tho....omg

!ds

[dapimpstress]

sounds tragic....


ahhhh gluesticks... cuz they aren't non-toxic and water soluable or anything... *rolls eyes* EVEN if the glue WASN'T water soluable you could STILL get it off with nail polish remover....

and they PAY these cops to do this??

[mux]

Am I the only one here that thinks you got EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVED for doing something as stupid as vandalizing a bus with a gluestick?

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by mux

Am I the only one here that thinks you got EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVED for doing something as stupid as vandalizing a bus with a gluestick?

Seconded.... I have to wonder what the purpose is really....

On top of that I have to wonder if the WHOLE story is true. Hmmm? Sounds just a wee bit extreme for vandalism by gluestick.

[impure]

Originally Posted by mux

Am I the only one here that thinks you got EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVED for doing something as stupid as vandalizing a bus with a gluestick?

thirded.
i smell an attetion whore.

[impure]

Originally Posted by BAL!S

first off HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahem
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and secondly
Youth Squad, School Liaison Officers and Patrol Officers are working with Translink Crime Prevention officer Wendy Hawthorne. Special Constable Hawthorne is an extremely knowledgeable graffiti specialist who has been continuously working with various Police Departments and agencies within the Lower Mainland, British Columbia and Washington State for over 15 years.


heres her phone # it makes for great prank calls
Wendy Hawthorne604 515 8309

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to BAL!S again.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by Liqwid

then u can go to court and there can be a judge and everything!!!

Vote for jake!!!!!

~dalyn

Oh my god! How cute! With a judge and jury-people!!!