Great Drunk People Stories

[lou_belle]

Originally Posted by wum

***Setting: this happened when I first began dating Inge and we were leaving Morrisey's Irish pub on Granville***

So it's our third date and she has no clue what this guy by her side is capable of. The conversation is going great. Connections are being made. Jokes are being thrown every which way. Political debates ensue. Everything is going fine (Suffice to say, I'm a bit tipsy but I always do that when I'm getting to know girls :)).

As we're heading to her car, she sort've playfully hop/slides across the hood to the driver's side like in that beastie boys video Sabotage.

"Hm. That was a nice little jump that Inge just made. I must show her that I, too, am capable of making the smooth hop."

So I see a parking meter about 20 meters away from us. I turn to Inge and give her that "check this out" look and in my drunkeness i ran full speed and planned to take it on pommel horse style.

i guess i totally misjudged and my crotch made full contact with the meter but my legs stop me from totally flying so i hit the thing, and then just slowly flip over.

the pain was actually seering, and i hardly noticed when my body crumpled to the ground and i landed on my shoulders and back. a little crowd had formed around me and some of them actually groaned. probably out of embarrassment for me.

I got up and said "wasn't that fucking cool?" and Inge was crying/laughing and let me hold her Frappuccino against my crotch on the ride home.

when she asked me why i did that i said "i was just trying to show off for ya babe "

and then she said I was too damn cute and thus began our whirlwind romance :)



*Edit: spelling mistakes*

That.
Was SOOO funny!! *giggle

[wum]

^ you haven't spilled yours, alter EGo*

[BongMan]

Jay Auto's story by far one of the best drunken missions I have come across yet now that would be an interesting time.

[justa~gurl]

i can't think of any stories at the moment but heres a picture of a random drunk person on the bus one night who was trying to hit on all these ladies and he's like... i don't know 16 maybe? then he sat on the floor for a while.. then passed out in the seat in what looks like one of the most umconfortable positions

i thought it was amusing at the time.. so i took a photo

[mapleleaf4ever]

The day before Halloween 2003, Victoria.

After racing from Nanaimo to Victoria in an Hour and 23 minutes my friend and I discovered that it was cheap drink night (Thursday) in Victoria. So at 1pm we started drinking at the Sticky Wicket. After Two Pitchers we noticed the Scooter Rental joint on is it Government Street? Anyways, we stroll up and rent two. (How they didn't notice the fact we smelled of Beer and let us get them we still don't know) So we take off through Victoria, I cut off a Bus and we make our way almost to Mayfair Mall when we spot a Boston Pizza. BEER TIME! So we finish another Pitcher. Keep going, wander over the Johnson Street Bridge... Kodak Moment, down Dallas Road. It's fucking freezing at this point so we return them in time to go back to the Sticky Wicket for more Beer. Eventually it gets later on and we meet some Firefighters from Oklahoma, blaze with them in the back alley and we head downstairs to Legends. We meet some random Islanders down there and my friend gets kicked out for being too rowdy. So we head down Broad Street in search for somewhere else to drink. After meeting some more Islanders sitting in a Doorway and blazing with them we find one Lounge. We go drinking there some more... now this is where I lose memory. The next morning I stretch and wake up to "DING DING DING Would all Passengers please return to your vehicles to disembark in Tsawwassen..." WHAT THE FUCK?!? My friend is passed out in the backseat of the Car. And I have no idea how we got on the Ferry. YEEEEEEEEHAW Nothing like 13 hours of Drinking to make for a nice Story. :toasted:

[crookedking]

i practise sobriety, so i don't have any good stories for you guys.



sorry :(

[mapleleaf4ever]

*sniff sniff* I smell poo-poo and it isn't from me. :p

[crookedking]

check your shoes?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Nope, there's just Jet Fuel on those and it doesn't smell like Poo. I think that'd be your "practicing sobriety" story. ;)

[crookedking]

but my eyes are brown!

[mapleleaf4ever]

And now we know why!

[crookedking]

i went to karaoke on weds night and sang "wonderwall" by oasis.

other drunk stories take to long.

[mapleleaf4ever]

I know the feeling... my Drunk adventures are always epic tales like the abridged version of my Pre-Halloween Binge I posted above.

[Filo]

basically everytime i go camping something bad happens to me

[Bitchin]

^there's one drunk story of you that Erin can't stop laughin about when she brings it up. She like literally crying... almost.

Yer a funny guy when yer drunk thats fo sho.

[Filo]

what one?

[Veni*C]

im the queen of drunk stories.... im always doing something retarded when i am drunk.. all my friends and most fnk'ers will vaouge for that.....

anyways.... most recent drunk story i can remeber.... looking for a liquior store open at 12:30.. nothing open... going to boston pizza... ordering 10 shots.. drinking them within 20 mins...gettting hammered.... leaving.... light up a doobie.... start taking swigs outta a bottle of wine..... going back to the car to get cell phone.... running down the street with no shirt on.... see taxi coming up the road.... jump into bush... hide in bush for 10 mins while still smoking doobie.... good times!

so many more stories.... hehehe.

[Filo]

^ that is freakin AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[Veni*C]

lol.. thx.... the best part was deffinatly getting drunk at BPS within 20 mins.. and then runnig down the street in my bra and seeing the taxi and diving into the bush.. lol...

im goin' a drinkin' tonight.... mabie ill have funny stories for tommorow.. muwhaha.

[Filo]

i'll scan my pic of me ending up right in the middle of a bush on my bday ... damn gallery went down so i gotta search for it

drunken adventures are so much fun!

[Veni*C]

^^ haha... do it!!! i wanna see....

ya.. drunken adventures are the best.... the funniest shit always happens....
im going bowling tonight... so i expect nothing but crazyness....

[mapleleaf4ever]

What happened to my epic Victoria drinking story?! WHO DELETED IT?!?!? WHOOOO?!

[gnosis]

A couple of buddies rented out that house right next to Madame Cleo's.

We were getting gooned at his house-warming party, when someone found a ten-pin bowling ball.

So, a couple of us scooted over to the nearest convenience store and grabbed a bunch of empty 2 litre bottles.

So, here's us playing 10 pin bowling on Richards, when the cops pull up.

Actually trying to _hide_ the ball behind his back, my bud tried to pull a straight face and tell them that, no, we weren't doing anything.

The cops couldn't stop laughing at us.

They left us alone with the stern warning that if they see us at it, again, on their next lap around Zone 1, they'd bust us.

THAT were _fun_!

Frosty
(STRIKE!)