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Originally Posted by fido.ca
Rescue Call
How many times have you found yourself in an embarrassing situation or on a boring date, wishing for an urgent call to whisk you away? Fido to the rescue! Our Rescue Call service provides that important call when you need it most. Just call us one day in advance with the date and time, and we'll do the rest! Rescue Call has plenty of excuses in its bag!
How to use Rescue Call
- Call #RING (#7464) on your Fido.
- Press 2 for service in English.
- Select the Rescue Call service by pressing 1.
- Use the keypad to enter the date and time you'd like to receive the call.
- Then, simply hang up. You'll receive your call as scheduled. Just pretend to have a conversation and you'll be on your way!
Panic Button
Because you can never predict a disastrous blind date, Fido has thought of everything! Simply call #22 on your Fido and you'll receive a Panic Button within seconds!
How to use Panic Button
- Call #22 on your Fido.
- Your work is done! We'll even hang up for you.
- You'll receive your Rescue call within seconds.
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