The ozone cow

[.:kinkster:.]

http://theozonecow.cjb.net/

The jokes page is my favorite..and the stories.

Bob Walker and Dave McCann began writing children's books in 1910. Their short stories (known as the "Ozone Cow Series") gained notoriety not for their amusement for children, but for their complete lack of comprehension. Not only did their stories make no sense, but they also dealt with topics that no child could even begin to understand. Their publisher, "Random Act" eventually dropped them due to public demand, so Bob and Dave were forced to set up their own publishing company. Ozone Cow Productions was then born. From this company, Bob and Dave ventured into film, television, radio, music, and international stardom that didn't exist. With the dawn of the World Wide Web, Bob and Dave felt it was time to conquer the internet. And this website is the best they could do.