Horoscopes I can finally understand...

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Dose, by far the best of the new free newspaper fad, has some very interesting horoscopes that I think I like much better than the usual bullshit (that of course I don't ever bother reading)...

This is mine for today:

Virgo -

Spit out the shoe and try stuffing cotton balls in your mouth. Stop the drooling. Just "be".


but I think my fave of the day is:

Gemini -

Munchkins and goblins can't date. Ever. It's just against the code. Maybe you can start a petition.

[Dean]

they are freaking hilarious

[sNyx]

I never thought I would find better horoscopes then ION.
Truely Dose is a gift from the stars.

[DJDeeb]

^ you beat me!

The ones that are in the Ion magazines are quite funny too

[Technique]

Yeah I got a copy of Dose this morning also ..all though my horoscope was a bit strange lol ..


Cancer

"Today's a good day to pick strawberries in the buff, make moonshine, count your pickle jar collection and start using coupons."