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Old May 25, 05
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trip to the dentist

so i come in for my bi-annual checkup/cleaning at my dentist today. the dental assistant and i make some small talk about the weather and other shit and she takes my arm as i'm walking in.

her name is michelle and the way she talked would remind you of a nurse talking to a little kid. Looking very doe-eyed, she would tell me that my gums were very happy with me, or to open up my mouth just a wiiiittle bit more

she was talking to my gums and teeth like they were people

anyway she leaves me for about five minutes to watch tv, and when she got back we're doing the flouride, or whatever that gritty stuff is, and she takes one ungloved hand and puts it on my cheek (that's never happened before) and then start to cradle my head somewhat while doing the procedure.

Before i had all this stuff in my mouth we were having a pretty animated conversation about ICBC, and she kept asking me stuff and at one point a little bit of drool speckles down my chin and she takes her hand wipes it off and then begins dabbing it with a napkin, and then even strokes my face all the while looking very intently at me.

My face

her face :257:

by now I can feel her boobs pressing against my head and it didn't feel like she was wearing a bra. I don't hide my reactions very well, and she was beginning to bite her lower lip while giving me the spit tube. after rinsing, she starts touching my hair and runs her fingers around my mouth. we're not talking at this point anymore and after about 3 minutes of this she leaves for Dr. Kooistra to finish me off (figuratively speaking... he's a dude) and then I do the gargle and they give me a new tooth brush on the way out.

I didn't like the fact that they said they might have to do something with my wisdom teeth, but the pre-cleaning part was pretty erotic
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Old May 25, 05
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i hate the dentist!!!!!!!!!
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t-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nice
sounds like you had a good experience tho..lol....
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I've got the most beautiful dental people in town working on me.

ALL FEMALE!

Unfortunately, nothing like that has happened (yet).

I guess it doesn't help that I'm always wound up and stressed out at being there.

Frosty
(hates dental work!)
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haha, thast an awsome story :) sounds like you had a good time
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Old May 25, 05
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Wow, I wanna go to your dentist now! I'd love to have a hot dental assistant stroke my face! rawr!
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Old May 25, 05
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there are quite a few hot dentists/assistants out there. i'm glad i got one of the hot assistants, she never has to ask me to smile big:D
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Old May 25, 05
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are you sure they didn't slip you the laugh gas and you dreamed the whole thing?
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Old May 26, 05
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are you sure they didn't slip you the laugh gas and you dreamed the whole thing?
yes, the tits against my face were real :)
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