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Old Jun 04, 05
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another thing I remember that really cracked me up.. was when I stole my english teacher's big set of keys on a friday afternoon. He couldn't get into his car to drive himself home, and he couldn't get into his house.. So he had to stay at the school till late on friday for his mom to pick him up from some other city and he had to stay at his moms place for the entire weekend hahahha

when we came back on monday he was so pissed, he talked for the whole class about how it ruined everything he was supposed to do that weekend hahaha he had all these things planned.. i was dying of laughter
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Old Jun 04, 05
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1)i beat my big sister so badly 3 summers ago I gave her a severe concussion.

2)Ive stabbed 3 people in my life

3)My best friend and I tormented one of our ex friends SO BAD that she had her pager shut off and moved to lilloet.

4)I tormented people so bad in highschool that they wouldnt even leave the connections classroom on breaks,and theyd have a teacher escort from class to class and to thier rides home.

5)I was so mean and evil to my home ec teacher that I made her cry on a daily basis.

6)One time in grade 8 I went up to this girl inside a pool hall and just hauled off and punched her in the face for no reason.

7)when I was in grade 9 me and a group of gfs would go around Abbotsford pulling guys out of their cars and shit kicking them.

8)When I was like 9 i was skate boarding with my brother outside of our house and we had super religious people that lived accross the street,so i went inside and put the stereo speakers in the window and played some death metal...went back downstairs and started skating again with my bro,started lighting off fire crackers and throwing them at the neighbours religious kids and screaming HAIL SATAN etc etc etc.They were so scared they went and ratted on us to thier parents and then me and my bro got in serious shit from our parents :|

9)when i was like 14 i was at mill lake on the boardwalk smoking a doobie with my friend,and then some jehovah witnesses came up and were like "have you found god?" I took a big haul off my joint and blew it in thier face and said "this is my god".

I was a pretty terrible kid.
I think you win by a long shot, you have by far done the worst out of everyone on here. It's actually quite disgusting.
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Old Jan 15, 06
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i put an armbar on my best friend:(
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Old Jan 15, 06
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I once told this guy I had died last year cause he started to get creepy
turned into a big mess but i though it was hillarious and still do
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Old Jan 15, 06
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the worst thing i've done to someone....
In high school when i was into coke and drugs,I ended up introducing a few good friends and several aquaintances to that stuff. I did'nt know any better at the time, but it is still a shitty situation.
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Old Jan 15, 06
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^ oh please. why would u waste abunch of that on ur teacher? IF you evn actually did it.


I put 2 boxes of exlax in my cousins "special personal" brownie cake i made for him. It was in return for some nasty ish he did to me... It was his "friends" (not family) party.. he's around my same age... it was last year..

he spent the entire day in the bathroom.. and ran out of toilet paper, ended up having to yell to his mom to bring him some.

FUCKING GOLD. everyone's liek, man its adam's birthday and we're all here where the hell did he go?
so hot
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im sure yall have heard stories.i use to be real winner im trying to change though
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Old Jan 15, 06
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My sister Poisoned the nicest looking apple she could find and gave it to my neighbors, i told on her before they ate it because she was being a bitch. We get along great now.
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Old Jan 15, 06
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wamp wamp, i had a feeling this was going to come up.
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Old Jan 15, 06
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Maliciously shat in someones work boot.
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Old Jan 15, 06
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does this count as confession?
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Old Jan 15, 06
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Perfect timing.................haven't done it just yet but fucking a chick that's engaged, ya its bad especially when you know the guy she's engaged to.

I done worse things but I probably shouldn't post it on here, might kick me in the ass. But some small things were drug trafficking, beating people up, joy riding.

Trying to change my ways, the funny thing is I'm trying to become a cop.
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Old Jan 15, 06
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This isn't me, but one time my brother peed in a watergun and squirt a bunch of kids with it - I still die laughing everytime I think about it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

leslie, tell your bro hes my hero! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Old Jan 16, 06
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Nothing comes to mind.



I'm just to much of a nice guy.
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Old Jan 16, 06
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Everything but kill n' rape.:428:
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Old Jan 17, 06
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Wow, you guys are all exactly like the people that made my life hell when I was a kid.

I've never done any shit like this to anybody. Probably because of being terrified and bullied so much and feeling so miserable that I would never inflict it on another person?

How about we flip this thread around a bit. Here's a few highlights of horrible things I've had done to me..

-used to get picked on year after year in elementary school by all the boys, they said I was so ugly that I didn't count as a girl in the "no fighting girls" rule... one of them wrenched me by the hand so hard that for a whole week that hand was hyperextended and was 5 mm longer than the other one

-had yogurt thrown in my face at lunchtime

-punched and kicked in the face

-told i was so ugly that i should get a gun and shoot myself in the head and put myself out of my misery

-had pennies thrown at me on a daily basis by three girls in school

-got violently assaulted in Stanley Park by a group of people I thought were my friends

I'm not trying to elicit sympathy here. I just feel so pissed off that people are like this. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Why do you think it's funny to hurt people so badly? The only crimes I committed all these years was skipping two grades, being extremely literate (my nickname was "the human dictionary") being clumsy and wearing glasses.

Thanks to people like the ones in this thread, my life was a living nightmare. I don't remember a time I was genuinely happy and not secretly hung up in self-hatred between the ages of 7 and 18. I changed schools nine times until my parents wouldn't let me anymore. Then I spent a couple of years going through the healing process and now I'm okay with it because every once in awhile I run into these people that picked on me, and they're still doing the same shit, hanging out in the mall, and I know that I've moved beyond that.

But threads like this still remind me of how much it hurt. Kids are so cruel these days and it is accepted as normal behaviour... now you hear about 9 year olds stabbing each other, 11 year olds holding up the class with BB guns..

argh
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Old Jan 17, 06
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Man you people are cruel!
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Old Jan 17, 06
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Wow, you guys are all exactly like the people that made my life hell when I was a kid.

I've never done any shit like this to anybody. Probably because of being terrified and bullied so much and feeling so miserable that I would never inflict it on another person?

How about we flip this thread around a bit. Here's a few highlights of horrible things I've had done to me..

-used to get picked on year after year in elementary school by all the boys, they said I was so ugly that I didn't count as a girl in the "no fighting girls" rule... one of them wrenched me by the hand so hard that for a whole week that hand was hyperextended and was 5 mm longer than the other one

-had yogurt thrown in my face at lunchtime

-punched and kicked in the face

-told i was so ugly that i should get a gun and shoot myself in the head and put myself out of my misery

-had pennies thrown at me on a daily basis by three girls in school

-got violently assaulted in Stanley Park by a group of people I thought were my friends

I'm not trying to elicit sympathy here. I just feel so pissed off that people are like this. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Why do you think it's funny to hurt people so badly? The only crimes I committed all these years was skipping two grades, being extremely literate (my nickname was "the human dictionary") being clumsy and wearing glasses.

Thanks to people like the ones in this thread, my life was a living nightmare. I don't remember a time I was genuinely happy and not secretly hung up in self-hatred between the ages of 7 and 18. I changed schools nine times until my parents wouldn't let me anymore. Then I spent a couple of years going through the healing process and now I'm okay with it because every once in awhile I run into these people that picked on me, and they're still doing the same shit, hanging out in the mall, and I know that I've moved beyond that.

But threads like this still remind me of how much it hurt. Kids are so cruel these days and it is accepted as normal behaviour... now you hear about 9 year olds stabbing each other, 11 year olds holding up the class with BB guns..

argh
Sounds like you should have stuck up for yourself and fought back.

I was 8 in gr.3 when I had an IceBall thrown into my ear by the gr.7 bully, I shitkicked that sumufabitch n smashed his face into an ice puddle.

No one ever picked on me again.

Schools like jail where if they smell fresh meat and you don't fight back they'll just keep comin' and it's really nobodys fault but your own or your parents for not teaching you to fight back and not take shit.

I'm not saying what happened to you should have or that I agree with it but life kicks you in the balls/box you gotta get up n' smash it in the face.
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Old Jan 17, 06
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I don't believe in fighting. What can I say? I don't think that solves ANYTHING. look at all the bullshit going on in the world. I guess it will get you left alone until someone stronger comes and picks on you....

I can still go to my grave with the knowledge I never made another kid cry the way they did to me. I have something called a conscience.. it's a pain in the ass.

Don't get me wrong I've fucked up in life just like anyone else.. but none of this intentional bullying that all you people seem to love.
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Old Jan 17, 06
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I don't think I've ever done anything really cruel to anyone
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Sounds like you should have stuck up for yourself and fought back.

I was 8 in gr.3 when I had an IceBall thrown into my ear by the gr.7 bully, I shitkicked that sumufabitch n smashed his face into an ice puddle.

No one ever picked on me again.

Schools like jail where if they smell fresh meat and you don't fight back they'll just keep comin' and it's really nobodys fault but your own or your parents for not teaching you to fight back and not take shit.

I'm not saying what happened to you should have or that I agree with it but life kicks you in the balls/box you gotta get up n' smash it in the face.
^ this is really true. When i switched schools in grd.3 i had to do a shitload of sticking up for myself; which included fighting, and inventing up a plethora of comebacks just to keep my head above water. The kids were vicious on most the newcomers.

Ill-esha. I think the purpose of this thread was for former assholes to come clean and try to be better people for realizing the errors they made as children. With that being said, I know what it's like to be at the recieving end of bullying as well.

All the harassment i recieved in elementary school never bothered me because i would always dish it back....
Once i got into juniour high i mellowed out and lost my asshole edge. I got picked on quite a bit in juniour high for being a shy, brace faced, chubby, smart kid. I didn't even fit in with the rest of the smart geeky kids(they don't take kindly to rebellious attitude) tho, so I hung out with the smokers pit kids and stuck out like a sore thumb the whole time.
Every day i went home so incredibly stressed out about the things that were said to me, or just dwelling on feeling like a loser.
It sucked to be the ugly duckling, but at the very least i think it helped me build a bit of character.

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Old Jan 17, 06
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Yeah.. I got picked on mercilessly in elementary school. :( Glue sticks and pencils and whatnot thrown at me, being called names, someone stabbed me in the arm with a pencil in grade 5, one kid even smacked my ass with a ruler a few times. It was nothing overly bad but I still dreaded school and the people there.
High school wasn't as bad, but I got teased a bit. And when I asked this one guy out he laughed in my face and told me that I was too ugly. :( But.. haha, I saw that kid while walking down the street the other day and he just stared at me. Damn did I ever feel good. :p
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Old Jan 17, 06
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hmmm......not to get all personal with my a example of worst deed..

when I was about 8, me and my buddies accidentally burnt an a abandoned house, we were playing with BBQ starter in the attic, the shit got outta control....we climbed outta there and watched the shit burn down across the street, while the firemen came and put the shit out....haha.
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Old Jan 17, 06
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Old Jan 17, 06
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Confessions wont absolve me of any my past deeds. I have an eternity of hell to take care of this. It is sometimes almost a liberating thought. To be able to do my part in contributing to a positive humanity, without ever having to worry if im doing enough, i just do as much as humanely possible, as i already know that despite this effort, i my soul gets to rot in hell when my body leaves this planet.

It aint about tommorow, and tommorow, its about today, an i how i can help appease mother earths sorrow.
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