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You know what I fuckin' love.....
Cheese..... yeah cheese. If it wasn't for the fact that I wouldn't be able to shit right and I'd weigh a ton I'd eat a full size brick of that Cracker Barrel Old Cheddar a day. Throw in some feta and parmesan, maybe a little gouda and edam.... hello cheese party!
I also love beer.... beer is quite possibly one of the best inventions us humans ever managed to come up with. Speaking of which... how do you figure we came up with it? Think about it.... so uh Bob, how's about we put all this stuff in a barrel, you know the wheat and the barley, throw in some hops and yeast and let that shit rot for a while and drink what we have left at the end of it all? Sounds fun! I have love for comics books too. I am at the height of all my geekdom when knee deep in the adventures of some high-flying, too tight undergarment wearing, superfella. That and the chicks they draw have massive titties. I fuckin' love music... all kinds of music. I'm a notorious chair boogier. On more than one occasion I have been caught in nothing more than the boxer briefs doing a hyped up crack-fiend version of the two step in my swivel chair. Difficult but quite possible. You'd think that with all the things I love I wouldn't have time to hate things but you would be wrong friends. I hate so many things it's scary. I hate stupidity, bigotry, racism, pea soup, seeing kids get picked on, hangovers, war and expensive gas. I could go on but I figure why bring it down too far when I've been so happy about all the things I love so much. the end |
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I brought a cheeze sandwich to work so that I can stick it in the toaster oven for tha grilla motha fuckin cheeza.
beer = oh yah. i'm fairly certain beer was invented after other things such as mead.. so they basically ate rotten honey, or grape juice, got drunk - enjoyed it and started seeing what else they could rot and drink. |
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dickheads. I'll kill you all, then you'll finally understand, and once you finally understand after being killed, I'll kill you again. ps. un "vin et fromage" partie peux etre tres super fun, non? Nous devons faire ca! |