Fun On The Road :)

[PARTYGIRLSTAYC]

Fun Things to do When Driving

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
24. If an fire truck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
27. Stop and collect road kill.
28. Stop and pray for road kill.
29. Stop and cook road kill. (If in Tennessee.)
30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to... a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
34. Sing without having the radio on.
35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...

[Bitchin]

my fav thing on road trips... granted I was in a massive semi with my grand-pa or dad...

was to grab the CB and blurt random jokes.
if I had a penny for everytime I heard "what the fuck" or "what did you say driver?"

I'd be richer then bill gates!

[Carrie]

half of those things are illegal and unsafe.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Carrie

half of those things are illegal and unsafe.

you'll make a good mom one day, carrie. and your kids will hate you for it.

[Technique]

That was pretty funny, good list ...but yeah I agree with Carrie half of them would wind you up with a large fine or jail time lol.

Which is okay in some cases, all though some were a bit extreme, I really miss road trips the funniest thing i ever saw was when we were headin to kewlona and these ppl around our age in the car next to us unrolled there windows and hung out.
Then they proceeded to paddle with there arms and jetted on the gas to go ahead of us ...so weird, but so funny.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Technique

That was pretty funny, good list ...but yeah I agree with Carrie half of them would wind you up with a large fine or jail time lol.

Which is okay in some cases, all though some were a bit extreme, I really miss road trips the funniest thing i ever saw was when we were headin to kewlona and these ppl around our age in the car next to us unrolled there windows and hung out.
Then they proceeded to paddle with there arms and jetted on the gas to go ahead of us ...so weird, but so funny.

that could've been me and some of my friends.

i remember once i was coming back from calgary and my friend and i stopped in this little town. pulled up beside some old dude and asked if he wanted to come with us to vancouver. lol, it's like reverse hitch hiking.

[Technique]

Originally Posted by crookedking

that could've been me and some of my friends.

i remember once i was coming back from calgary and my friend and i stopped in this little town. pulled up beside some old dude and asked if he wanted to come with us to vancouver. lol, it's like reverse hitch hiking.

Possible i guess, what prompted these people in the car next to us to do this, was the two girls my friend and i were travelling up there with removed there shirt's lol.

Do you remember that ? not something easily forgotten.

[crookedking]

i guess that there's another bunch of canoe rowing clowns out there because i have never been flashed while doin' da canoe.

[justa~gurl]

i saw a car full of people beside me, while going up hastings, singing and half dancing to a song (rock your body by justin t) ooooooohhh i get it now! ok hah.. "gonna have ya nekkid by the end of this song".. then after the song they all started tearing off their clothes til they were naked.. driver and all..

very interesting/halarious to watch

[Carrie]

some of those things could kill you