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Old Apr 28, 01
[[((Psycho-Asianess))]]
 
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The ranchers wife and her Handy Man

There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a
go of it, but
she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an
ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around
the house than the drunk.

He turned out to be a fantastic worker, worked long hard hours
every day and

knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked,
and the ranch
was doing really well. Then one day the rancher's wife said to the hired
hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks
great, you should

go into town and kick up your heels."


The hired hand agreed readily, and Saturday night went to town.
However, one

o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and still no hired hand.
Two-thirty, finally, in came the hired hand.

The rancher's wife was sitting by the fireplace and quietly called him
over to her "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling,
he did as she asked. "Now take off my boots." He did so,
slowly. "Now take
off my socks." He did.

"Now take off my skirt." He did.

"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as she asked.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down.
Then she looked at him and said,
"Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!
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Old Apr 28, 01
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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hahaha....thats hilarious...i was like..wut de hell??..but yeah..i understand this one..*yeah*..:031:
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Old Apr 29, 01
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hehe..i know i was reading like huh?? and then ig ot it..wooo yay us...
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Old Apr 29, 01
how u like em apples?
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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HAHAHAHA
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Old Apr 30, 01
*FeMaLe JunGLisT*
 
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Hahahaha funny funny! =o)
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Old Apr 30, 01
¤Crazy Bunny¤
 
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somehow i dont get it ... HELP.... :027:

:050:...xoxo...:050:
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