i was scared

crookedking · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 31, 02

ok so after a night of drinking i went back to myhome. now as tradition is with me i always hack a butt, in my car port, before i head inside. so there i am smoking my smoke when the urge to urinate overcomes me. i take a couple of steps and i can go on the snow in my yard right? so i'm going and i hear this noise and something moves out of the corner of my eye. i look to my right expecting to see one of the neighbourhood cats right¿ no. it wasn't a cat. IT WAS A SKUNK!!! dude....i'm whizzing with a skunk right beside me...nearly freaked the shit right outta me. it was sniffing around by my garbage can, and i whistled at it, the little bugger paid me no heed. so i whistled again only louder, it looked up at me and just backed off. as i was finishing up and watching it leave i saw that there was another one at the other end of the carport.
just thought i'd share that with you.

miss.myra · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 31, 02

Amazingly enough, Vancouver is FULL of skunks. I saw tons of them in the summer. It's odd though, because the 'skunk smell' isn't really around much.

They're creepy looking things.

M.

SEAN! · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 31, 02

man feel for me..i have a FAMILY of skunks LIVING UNDER MY HOUSE!!!

sometimes the smell is just awful, and we call the spca and the exterminators and they can't do anything about it..so im gonna ty and find away of killing them without stinkin up the place

frogprincess · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 31, 02

ick, you live w/ skunks??? maybe that is why so stink so much.

smell yah later OK

~lazee_grrl~ · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 31, 02

skunks live in my neighbourhood..tooo many...they like to comb and stink up my street..then my dog goes crazy and barks like hell when she smells skunk..

they're kinda cute tho..so lil..and furry...but they smell..

try not to pee around the skunks that much..they mite not like that..and then they mite spray u with smellyness!

Porpentine · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 01, 02

don't kill the skunks crackfiend!

-lauren

B-Funk · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 01, 02

well, one time i came home and decided to piss on the bushes in front of my house and i had a niebor come running out and chasing me in his pajamas and he later explained that he though i was a thief or something.

acidic_liquid · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Do you really have to kill them :(

Can't u just take them away or something? =p

bcboarder · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Kill those stinky bastards!@!!

how to kill a skunk:

find some rotten meat and vegetables,

mix it with ratpoison in a nice sized bucket

put the bucket under your house, or near the skunk's entrance to under the house,

eventually the skunks will get hungr-r-ry and then you just klean up dead skunks for a couple of days,

if its a case where, its a mom and skunk kids, hopefully she will at least bite the bullet, and her kids willl soon perish after

*if you have a cat or another animal you wish to keep alive(ie toddlers) , i reccommend you proceed with caution*

crookedking · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by miss.myra
Amazingly enough, Vancouver is FULL of skunks. I saw tons of them in the summer. It's odd though, because the 'skunk smell' isn't really around much.

They're creepy looking things.

M.

i think they're cute.

crookedking · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by Crackfiend
man feel for me..i have a FAMILY of skunks LIVING UNDER MY HOUSE!!!

sometimes the smell is just awful, and we call the spca and the exterminators and they can't do anything about it..so im gonna ty and find away of killing them without stinkin up the place

i feel for you man
if you want some help huntin them down put out a post to me. nothing like a cold beer and dead skunks.

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by frogprincess
ick, you live w/ skunks??? maybe that is why so stink so much.

smell yah later OK

i stink cause i don't like to shower.

crookedking · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by ~lazee_grrl~
skunks live in my neighbourhood..tooo many...they like to comb and stink up my street..then my dog goes crazy and barks like hell when she smells skunk..

they're kinda cute tho..so lil..and furry...but they smell..

try not to pee around the skunks that much..they mite not like that..and then they mite spray u with smellyness!

amazingly enough (that one i stole from miss myra) i don't pee around skunks all that much.

crookedking · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by bcboarder
Kill those stinky bastards!@!!

how to kill a skunk:

find some rotten meat and vegetables,

mix it with ratpoison in a nice sized bucket

put the bucket under your house, or near the skunk's entrance to under the house,

eventually the skunks will get hungr-r-ry and then you just klean up dead skunks for a couple of days,

if its a case where, its a mom and skunk kids, hopefully she will at least bite the bullet, and her kids willl soon perish after

outright slaugther is more preferable than poisoning. at least for me.

*if you have a cat or another animal you wish to keep alive(ie toddlers) , i reccommend you proceed with caution*

frogprincess · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 02, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by crookedking

i think they're cute.

i think that they think you are cute too (in a weird kinda animal way OK)

Candy-Kid · #16 (**permalink**) Feb 03, 02

Be carful, is a funky world out there.

~NeAL

spunsugar · #17 (**permalink**) Feb 03, 02

skunks!!!! I want a desmelled one. I see them at stanley park and the west end area all the time. My freind used to have some living under her house too. I can't remember who they got to get rid of them but they trapped them and them set them free far far away.

~I love a skunk

Lindsey