Spot the raver

[Zz-MR.VAIN-zZ]

my friend sent this to me and I found it rather amusing even though it doesn't make a whole lots of sense

How to spot a raver
01. Ravers can perfectly understand and have conversations with anyone under the age of 10.
02. Ravers know where all the best toy stores are (Toys R Us).
03. Ravers get the most milage out of their shoes.
04. Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.
05. Ravers always consider every new place they go to a possible location for a party.
06. Ravers hug EVERYONE.
07. Ravers can dance.
08. Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
09. Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
10. Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and SIZE.
11. Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of lithiums.
12. Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
13. Ravers realize that "Evian" spell "naivE" backwards.
14. Ravers drool whEnEver thEy spot an objEct with an "E" on it.
15. Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one hundred foot radius.
16. Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
17. Ravers don't say, "nice shoes, wanna fu@k?"
18. Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
19. Ravers have a one track mind. It goes: "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".
20. Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
21. Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
22. Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
23. Ravers know how to smile.
24. Ravers don't disrespect others.
25. Ravers always choose "E" on multiple choice questions.
26. Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
27. Ravers will say "HI" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus.
28. Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".
29. Ravers plan a vacation around a party in another state or country.
30. Ravers know what to do with a dead glow stick*. * Which is to put it in the freezer in the slim chance it may work another night

[sh4un]

...newb

[penguinabc123]

i enjoyed that

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Zz-MR.VAIN-zZ

05. Ravers always consider every new place they go to a possible location for a party.

07. Ravers can dance.

08. Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.

15. Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one hundred foot radius.

16. Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.

20. Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.

23. Ravers know how to smile.

26. Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".

I liked these ones. they r funny.

[LeeBrat]

^^those are cute
hasnt this been posted afew tiems before?

[mystery]

1998 called... they want their top 30 list back

[Bevvy Swift]

yea i was gonna say.... these rules dont really apply anymore. try at LEAST five years ago

[NekoRaver]

I want 5 years ago back, seems I missed out.

[baby-phat]

That you did darlin... *Sigh* Ah, the memories (and a small lack thereof).

[mystery]

when i was partying in 1998, there were people who were saying the same thing about 1993. lol.

[NekoRaver]

Originally Posted by J-DAWG

when i was partying in 1998, there were people who were saying the same thing about 1993. lol.

That sort of made me feel TONS better. :)

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by J-DAWG

when i was partying in 1998, there were people who were saying the same thing about 1993. lol.

and u know what'll happen in 8 - 10 years? the same thing again lol... ppl will be talkin bout how rad it was, NOW. haha...

[Draven GD]

Originally Posted by Ashes

and u know what'll happen in 8 - 10 years? the same thing again lol... ppl will be talkin bout how rad it was, NOW. haha...

yah totaly! :D i like this list, i thought it was hallarous!

[Lil Jenna]

#26 was my fave :) When I am comming home late from downtown on a friday or saturday night I always love to play with my friends "guess whos on what?" on the bus. Its a good way to waste time when your sober and bored.