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Old Aug 22, 05
MOOOOMOTHERFUCKERMOOOO!!!
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Happy anniversary to me!!

So last Friday was my 1 year anniversary with my woman, so I rented a suite at the Executive Plaza. I took off from work so we could get there by check in time (3pm). We get there and they tell me that all of the executive suites are over booked, so they are going to upgrade us to the honeymoon suite, for no extra charge, which happens to have a jacuzzi in the middle of the room, and 2 balconys on the penthouse floor, so we could go out there naked when we wanted to smoke a doobie, without anyone seeing us. I ordered in a whack of KFC and started drinking raspberry rum, whiskey and champagne by 4pm. Sounds pretty sweet huh?

Well it had some set backs.
1. The swimming pool was broken, something to do with the filtration system.

2. The hot tub worked for about 15 minutes, then the jets stopped running till morning where they started to work again.

3. Due to our early start on the alcohol, we were both passed out by midnight.

4. The mini fridge was a few degrees above room temperature at best.

5. We were on the top floor (11th floor) and the nearest ice machine was on the 7th floor. Add that to a really slow elevator.

6. There was no VCR or DVD player in the room. Oh well, I didn't really expect there to be one.

But aside from all that, I had a kickass time. I think the highlight of my night was when they sent the 87 year old bell hop up to the room to check out the broken jacuzzi. When he left the room we noticed that we had left our lube, cock-ring and big purple vibrator on the dresser right out in the open. I wonder if he knows what all that stuff is for...
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Old Aug 22, 05
Straight Outta Mocash
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
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KFC, how romantic.
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Old Aug 22, 05
not colbert
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
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congrats!

but u ordered a bucket of chicken for ur girl?
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Old Aug 22, 05
MOOOOMOTHERFUCKERMOOOO!!!
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Flip is on a distinguished road
/\ I asked her if she wanted room service or KFC and she jumped at the chicken.I didn't just get her a bucket of chicken, we each got a big crunch and fries with gravy, potato salad, a freh fruit platter with dipping icing stuff AND a bucket of chicken.
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Old Aug 22, 05
not colbert
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
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KFC, how romantic.
i believe there're more breasts and legs in a bucket of KFC.
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Old Aug 22, 05
not colbert
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
stephen_c will become famous soon enoughstephen_c will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flip
/\ I asked her if she wanted room service or KFC and she jumped at the chicken.I didn't just get her a bucket of chicken, we each got a big crunch and fries with gravy, potato salad, a freh fruit platter with dipping icing stuff AND a bucket of chicken.
fair enough, i hope both chickens were finger lickin' good.
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Old Aug 22, 05
Straight Outta Mocash
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Gusto is just really niceGusto is just really niceGusto is just really niceGusto is just really niceGusto is just really niceGusto is just really niceGusto is just really nice
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flip
/\ I asked her if she wanted room service or KFC and she jumped at the chicken.I didn't just get her a bucket of chicken, we each got a big crunch and fries with gravy, potato salad, a freh fruit platter with dipping icing stuff AND a bucket of chicken.
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Old Aug 22, 05
not colbert
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
stephen_c will become famous soon enoughstephen_c will become famous soon enough
^
chicken
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Old Aug 22, 05
AshleY*DawN
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
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awe that's so sweet.
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Old Aug 22, 05
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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i'm still wondering if the 87 year old goes for younger chicks.
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Old Aug 22, 05
Logic vs Emotions
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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you shoulda cooked for her...
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Old Aug 22, 05
MOOOOMOTHERFUCKERMOOOO!!!
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Flip is on a distinguished road
/\ Nah, we live together and I cook for her almost every night. Plus the hotel didn't have a kitchenette, just a mini fridge, an alarm clock and a coffee maker.
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Old Aug 22, 05
where's the beach
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
mugsy is on a distinguished road
hotel dates are the best!
boyfriend and i hit up the bayshore yearly - or have for the past two. two nights are always better then one i find. first night usually invovles alot of champagne and passing out, second night not so much champange and no sleeping.
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Old Aug 22, 05
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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I'm so jealous... very lucky girlfriend!
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Old Aug 23, 05
you dont knowww me
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Awww sounds like you guys had a great night! Happy Anniversary ;D

Me and my boyfriend of TWO effing years are finally having a little weekend away! Were staying at the Tigh-na-mara resort and spa in naniamo. SO stoked! I would definately be down with some pop corn chicken!@
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