Happy anniversary to me!!
So last Friday was my 1 year anniversary with my woman, so I rented a suite at the Executive Plaza. I took off from work so we could get there by check in time (3pm). We get there and they tell me that all of the executive suites are over booked, so they are going to upgrade us to the honeymoon suite, for no extra charge, which happens to have a jacuzzi in the middle of the room, and 2 balconys on the penthouse floor, so we could go out there naked when we wanted to smoke a doobie, without anyone seeing us. I ordered in a whack of KFC and started drinking raspberry rum, whiskey and champagne by 4pm. Sounds pretty sweet huh?
Well it had some set backs.
1. The swimming pool was broken, something to do with the filtration system.
2. The hot tub worked for about 15 minutes, then the jets stopped running till morning where they started to work again.
3. Due to our early start on the alcohol, we were both passed out by midnight.
4. The mini fridge was a few degrees above room temperature at best.
5. We were on the top floor (11th floor) and the nearest ice machine was on the 7th floor. Add that to a really slow elevator.
6. There was no VCR or DVD player in the room. Oh well, I didn't really expect there to be one.
But aside from all that, I had a kickass time. I think the highlight of my night was when they sent the 87 year old bell hop up to the room to check out the broken jacuzzi. When he left the room we noticed that we had left our lube, cock-ring and big purple vibrator on the dresser right out in the open. I wonder if he knows what all that stuff is for...
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