Emailed to me: "You have no Ears"

[BB_YungYung]

Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and
>though he proved to be
>successful in business, his problem annoyed
>him greatly. One day he
>needed
>to hire a new manager for
>his company, so he set up three interviews.
>
>The first guy was great. He knew everything
>he needed to know and was
>very interesting. But at the end of the
>interview, Dave asked him, "Do
>you
>notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes,
>I couldn't help but
>notice
>that you have no ears," came the reply. Dave
>did not appreciate his
>candor
>and threw him out of the office.
>
>The second interview was with a woman, and she
>was even better than the first guy. But he
>asked her the same
>question:
>"Do you notice anything different about me?"
>"Well," she said
>stammering,
>"you have no ears." Dave again got upset and
>chucked her out in a rage.
>
>The third and final interviewee was the best of
>the bunch, he was a
>young
>man who had recently earned his MBA. He was
>smart. He was handsome,
>and
>he seemed to be a
>better businessman than the first two put
>together. Dave was
>anxious,
>but went ahead and asked the young man the
>same question: "Do you
>notice
>anything different about me?" Much to his
>surprise, the young man
>answered,
>"Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?
>"Dave was shocked and
>realized
>this was an incredibly observant person."How in
>the world did you know
>that?", he asked. The young man fell off his
>chair laughing
>hysterically
>and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear
>glasses with no fucking
>ears!"

[*baby*nat*]

BWAHAHAHHAAHAA HA!!

[KeeBLeR]

hahah that's wut i would have said!!!!!! kekeke

[NightKiD]

um how the hell would he hear their replies if he had no ears ?!_!