(AP) Possible restruturing is coming within the WickedHouseParty non-profit raving organization. After a series of expulsions of previous higher ranking members, it is now apparent that the president of WHP, Sir_K, is seeking to rebuild his organization's reputation, starting by giving it a new name.
In a questionable marketing move, Sir_K has seemingly decided to rename his global organization as "Untitled Document." Although this is not offical policy as of yet, it seems that the multi-talented hardhouse/trance/breaks dj is phasing in the new name slowly. Tact is being used skillfully here, rather than assaulting Vancouver with a media blitz like those that he has been famous for in the past. With no press releases to acknowledge the change, there has been a trend in the sightings of the "Untitled Document" name on the WHP webpage (
http://www.wickedhouseparty.org) instead of the current name as one might expect. It is expected that this is a "tease" of sorts to prepare the thousands of listeners of WHP radio to the new name.
No one except those in the inner circle of this elusive and oft-misunderstood worldwide colective seems to know the exact reasoning why such an odd term would be used for the new name. Its time has come, though. Expect this to send ramifications throughout the raving world. Updating all company letterheads is expected to cost thousands, not to mention repainting all of the organization's raving fleet, which could cost millions. As well, Official WickedHouseParty Lunchboxes and GlowStix (®) have soared up in price on Ebay as they will soon become rare collectors items.
Sir_K has declined comment at this time. His press secretary stated that Sir_K was busy defending his charitable organiation from international conspiracy and persection, and also that he had to wash the dishes or otherwise his mother wouldn't let him have the basement on Friday night.
Feb 20, 02
