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Old Apr 30, 01
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a lil joke...

~~One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:
"Darling,would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonnasee us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the FUCKING intercom..."
*hehehe*
~breezy
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Old Apr 30, 01
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HAHAHAHA... phunny....

:050:...xoxo...:050:
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Old Apr 30, 01
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haha....omg...if that ever really happened....???:023:
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Old Mar 20, 07
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Pennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nice
hhahahahaha!

nice one!
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Old Mar 20, 07
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Carrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really nice
nice find.
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Old Mar 20, 07
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mapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the rough
Old but funny!
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Old Mar 20, 07
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dj_soo is just really nicedj_soo is just really nicedj_soo is just really nicedj_soo is just really nicedj_soo is just really nicedj_soo is just really nice
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QDhgqUZQwWw
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Old Mar 20, 07
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Carrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really niceCarrie is just really nice
link makes it more funny
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Old Mar 20, 07
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baby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the rough
haha..
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Old Mar 20, 07
youtube.com/pennywise247
 
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Pennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nicePennywise is just really nice
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haha nice!
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Old Mar 20, 07
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scue will become famous soon enough
so who keeps digging up all of these old threads? circa 01
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Old Mar 20, 07
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baby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the roughbaby-phat is a jewel in the rough
gee, I dunno.. *looks in Patty's direction*
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Old Mar 21, 07
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haha....thats funny :) ill have to remember that one
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Old Mar 21, 07
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project.one has a spectacular aura aboutproject.one has a spectacular aura aboutproject.one has a spectacular aura about
haha nice!

Id go with the sister!
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