Which Flame Warrior are you?

[diva]

I found these pics on clubvibes a while ago, but didn't know which website they came from. Thanks to mofo-x for posting a link to a few of the flame warrior types in Punching bag.

check it out

Match your favourite fnker to the corresponding warrior.
I'll start.

[this is all in good fun guys, so don't turn this into something lame]

This is totally Dj Mark Paul (nigel too, if he was still around)
pinko

Pinko has an angry, almost genetic loathing for privilege, greed, social exploitation, racism, sexism, homophobia, pro-lifers, the religious right, environmental degradation, the NRA, US imperialism, multinational corporations, big business, Republicans in general and George Bush in particular. Pinko openly admires Oliver Stone, Noam Chomsky and Michael Moore and anyone else who is critical of the US government and bourgeois culture. She ardently believes there is no enormity of which the United States is incapable and regards its entire history as an unbroken legacy of avarice, deceit and injustice. Though Issues, Weenie, Fragile Femme and sometimes Ideologue will defend Pinko in battle, her extremely predictable and tedious attacks eventually exhaust even those inclined to support her.

[diva]

Fable
Newbie


Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness, often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished.

[diva]

lol
i like this one


there's supposed to be a link at the end of each string

But yeah, Links Guy.

[diva]

This is Sean!
capitalista


Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat; being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence. A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to extol the superiority of the free enterprise system and has a powerful aversion to the welfare states of Europe. Capitalista fiercely defends the market economy, bludgeoning “fuzzy-minded socialists” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of carefully selected historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory make him a formidable foe.

[diva]

Miss.myra?



For Coffee Klatch the discussion forum is a social gathering - like Mah Jong or Wednesday morning canasta club. Coffee Klatch prefers a friendly, chatty environment and almost always limits her participation to non-technical forums. Whether inadvertently or by design, Coffee Klatch prepares the battlefield in her favor by making it soggy with pleasant, but vapid messages - her favorite phrase often being, "thanks for sharing". This renders the battlefield rather slow going for swifter and more powerful Warriors. CAUTION: If war does break out she will shed her benign facade and attack mired Warriors without remorse.

[miss.myra]

haha I'm an old hag, how fitting ;)

[diva]

LOL
i'm going to beat someone to this one
IT'S NOT ME
ethnix


Ethnix is an extremely powerful Warrior who effectively wields his ethnic origins to undermine his opponents in battle. The accusation of racism immediately puts even the most powerful Warriors on the defensive, and Ethnix can use this weapon to deftly shift from defense to offense, keeping other Warriors off balance. Envious of Ethnix's power, Impostor will impersonate him when the opportunity arises. All Warriors are wary of Ethnix, but Weenie is particularly vulnerable to his power.

[diva]

lol
i like this one
fragile femme



Fragile Femme is very needy and insecure and regards the discussion forum as her personal support group, and will lash out when her feelings are not "validated" by the others. Fragile Femme will often refer to the forum participants as her "family" and becomes distraught at disharmony of any kind. She regards a minor disagreement with her as devastating personal assaults and will often dissolve into hysteria when confronted. Her hyperactive sense of injury renders her fighting tactics fairly ineffective, but Innocence Abused, Cyber Sisters or Weenie will often spring to her defense.

[BongMan]

I think I am a touch of Evil Clown, Artful Dodger, and maybe a little of somthing else I got bored.

[zarlon]

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/w...htm/klaxon.htmwum, esoteric?

[KenJi]

^ totally wum

[BongMan]

that belongs to a few on here

[Disco_Whore]

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/w...bersisters.htm could kinda be Can't_Stop, Won't_Stop and Never_Stop

[KenJi]

^ haha the FNK-MEDUSA'S

[fable]

Fable
Newbie

you presumtious brat! You dont know shit about moi! Just becuase i come off as anti established chat board etiquette you call me a newb? Youve been on this board for a few years and think you a lifer? Ive been on nwdnb the whole time since lgx. So save me your highbrow labels! FUCK THE LABELS I SAY, BREAK OUT OF THE FNK CONFINES!! Then we can make up a new one for you! NASTY NURSE, comes off helpful and such, but like her real life persona she has certain perversions, the milder of them being jumping on hapless vicitms of gang flaming, and giving a swift kick in the junk, and presuming to putting me in my place! Where did you learn your wit? Wahlly Special Education? The graffiti in the toilet stall in the guys bathroom at the Cambie? And why where you there in the first place hmmm?

anyways, these were hilarious, thx for posting them up. When you stop riding the "special bus" come and say hi! Btw i have many hats, but the one that got me into trouble here was how quick i could go from pinko awareness to troglyte rantyness! I admit it! I admit it!

[Kandyapple]

lol Barstar much! Although I haven't seen him around lately.




ALLCAPS attempts to compensate for his limited rhetorical weaponry through the extravagant use of capitalized words - something netizens refer to as SHOUTING. Sure, a sprinkling of capitalized words can add some zip to a thrust, but they should be used sparingly. Even worse from a tactical point of view, too much shouting alerts other Warriors to the opponent's verbal WEAKNESS and emotional EXCITABILITY.



I really don't know which one of these would apply to me. Maybe the Picador at times.

[zarlon]

i'm very lurky at times. usually cause there's nothing worth responding to :p