Why life is WAAAAAY better in the movies

[MC Hammered]

I order a a couple of pizza for deliviery and they tell me it'll be about 40 minutes for them to arrive.

So I go take a quick shower and as I get out I hear my doorbell ring. It's only been 20 minutes so I wonder who it is. I throw on a robe, rush to the door and when I open the door and it's the pizza delivery person.

But instead of a hawt girl holding the pizzas I have a tubby European fellow standing in front of me.

Reality bites. :(

[sNyx]

whoops, my robe is untied..
/brisk wind

[Gusto]

if it were a movie you'd order the pizza to your underground lair in the sewer, where there was no way the guy would find it in 30 minutes or less, so you'd get that pizza for free. no anchovies.

[FeelGood]

Originally Posted by gusto

if it were a movie you'd order the pizza to your underground lair in the sewer, where there was no way the guy would find it in 30 minutes or less, so you'd get that pizza for free. no anchovies.

HAHAH!
STRAIGHT LOL'Z

[impure]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

I order a a couple of pizza for deliviery and they tell me it'll be about 40 minutes for them to arrive.

So I go take a quick shower and as I get out I hear my doorbell ring. It's only been 20 minutes so I wonder who it is. I throw on a robe, rush to the door and when I open the door and it's the pizza delivery person.

But instead of a hawt girl holding the pizzas I have a tubby European fellow standing in front of me.

Reality bites. :(

you have to say the magic words and then the energy mask will be removed revealing Milla Jovovich

the magic words are "TOOOOOUUUCH IIIIT!"

[shorerider]

I used to get a lot of free pizza when I lived in Wvan cuz of the location of my suite. no one could find it! hard to find and I used to turn the walkway lights off. Not that special, really. :(

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by gusto

if it were a movie you'd order the pizza to your underground lair in the sewer, where there was no way the guy would find it in 30 minutes or less, so you'd get that pizza for free. no anchovies.

and all your bffs are tmnt!!!!!

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

and all your bffs are tmnt!!!!!

hahaha yes!