Psycho stalker dude!!!

[Flip]

So a few weeks ago, I'm on my way home and I bump into my old neighbour and he has a dude named Andre with him. So we go smoke a dube at my place and Andre asks me for my number, in case he's in the area and wants to pop by. So I give it to him, thinking nothing of it. Since then he's called me 5 times a week to make plans and to see what I'm up to. I've successfully avoided him so far but I'm running out of excuses. He's a decent guy but tries way too hard to be all homey-G and shit and I don't really see myself hanging out with this guy. So coming home after Bingo on Sunday, I check my phone and there is a message on there from him, here's the transcript word for word:

"Hey buddy I'm calling kinda late, I just woke up, I've been partying all night. So yeah anyways my bad, I seen you naked, gimme a shout if it ever happens again 604-837-**** Alright gimme a shout, bye, have fun."

WHAT THE FUCK!!??!? So I do a lot of drinking these days but I don't remember a time where this dude would have seen me naked, I'm so scared.....

Then yesterday he calls me again and says:

"Yo so I was like sittin here with this cd in my hand and it's got all kinds of shit on it and I thought, yo Flip needs to hear this shit. So like next time I make my way down there or maybe you gonna turn things around on me and be out this way, I don't know man but this shit's fuckin fucked man. Yo seeya."

So needless to say, I hung up the phone and proceeded to curl up into the fetal position and cry myself to sleep. I don't get it, is this guy hitting on me or is his English skills so poor that he means something comlpletely different. I don't think he's fruity cause he's trying to be all macho and thug like, but I don't really know. Paininyeranus heard the first message too, and she's just as confused as I am. WTF!

[~*tct*~]

^^wow, i would just ignore him, FUCKIN CREEPY DUDE!!!!!

[-evil-duerr-]

That is really creepy.
Tell him to fuck off .
He is either gay or mentally ill.
A dude wouldnt call another dude so frequently otherwise.

[impure]

call screening activated.

[Sniper]

can you say restraining order?......this guy sounds really fucked up

[Gusto]

just tell him you don't wanna be his boyfriend anymore.

[Flip]

I'll tell him you(Gusto) are my boyfriend and if he wants me, he'll have to fight you for me.


No the weird thing is he doesn't seem to be hitting onme, it seems more like he has no friends and thinks I want to be his buddy so he's going a little over board. Either way I'm flattered, but genuinely scared. Why can't gorgeous, rich, sweedish cheer-leaders fall in love with me?

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

me being yer pimp and all i think we should roll him flip

[Gusto]

haha, i am out of your league. you'll have to be realistic if he's gonna believe this.

[Flip]

Nah he might like being rolled a little too much, but you're big and strong so you'll protect me right?

So ya coming over for chicken tonight?

[*Kane]

guys probably just lonely or something, i unno about the whole " i seen you naked" thing tho thats quite strange. Just tell him " i dont really know you man your kinda freaking me out" im sure hell get the point

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Flip

Nah he might like being rolled a little too much, but you're big and strong so you'll protect me right?

So ya coming over for chicken tonight?

dude i cant, i sent you a pm, but i guess you didnt get it, i have my inspection tomorrow at 8:30 AM!!!, KILLL ME NOW, then i have to go to court, and then i get a visit time, mabey tomorrow night, throw thoes thighs in the frezzzzzer i will be there soon i promise

get good wear outa my pink jacket babe, im gonna be reclaming it,

hahahaha i bet andrea would like some of thoes naked pics with the pink jacket

now thats sexy

[scue]

gusto that made me laugh like this:

haha haha haha

[Flip]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

hahahaha i bet andrea would like some of thoes naked pics with the pink jacket

Um who's Andrea?

And no I didn't get any PMs, did you get the one I sent you last night about stalker-boy? Maybe my PM thingy is broken....Oh well, that kinda works out I guess. Tomorow you have to do responsible stuff but afterwards you should come out for chicken, then a few drinks, then off to Poncho's for buck a beer. I just had my last day at work so I need some celebrating to be done.

Just to get your apetite wet (among other body parts) We will be having the chicken pieces you won shake'n'baked, with a side sald with either Italian/ceasar/french/roasted red pepper salad dressing. All acompanied by brocolli and shrimp sauteed in garlic butter, over a bed of noodles. Followed by beef jerky, freezies and sex for dessert. So bring your apetite and some lube :P

[Grapes]

I thought I would be sorry I clicked on this thread but instead I'm loooolling