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This a dating thread damnit! ask for pointers, positions, what flavour condoms to buy on the first date...anything dating related
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The obvious would be saying you lost her number but she will catch on quick, so instead say "I was just about to call you" and hope she doesnt freak.
Since youre on the bus, you could tell the bus dirver theres a bomb on board adn that she planted it. This would definitely work if we had bus marshalls... Quote:
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next time i c u i will fist u up the ass..right up to the elbow..get over yerself u fagot bitch.. if u think im a slut..id hate to think about what u think of yer mother |
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No, that would be to broad. Not all women are satans cocksuckers, although some are for awhile then they realize what's really important and change. Too bad at this point they have lost all ability to attract a decent man.
I recommend looking in their eyes and if you see a ray of light, that usually means they are good hearted people and all they want is happiness. 1 Looks are not as important for women as they are for men. 2 Wallet size, again for women who suck satans cock. 3 Career comes much later when settling down, and that would again point towards answer number 2 but not so much as being a complete twat, but survival and a good living. (hope nobody is offended by this sour response, but from personal experience this is what I have learned along the way) Quote:
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"Technix is the music?", muahahaha.
Yeah dude, you should have gone for bomb on the bus aproach... Quote:
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Chicken wings and beer, assuming she drinks beer.
The setup: you ask her to join you, find as many things in common as you can, women love having things in common because they see it as "oh I could really get along with him, etc". Next, do not complement her, keep eye contact at all times and try to be as gentleman as you can. Open doors, pull out chairs and most importantly be in control, lead her all the way. Quote:
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