Freudian Splurt

[Technix]

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[wishbone]

freudian slip?

splurt made me think of a cumming too early joke.
granted, it was about cocks, but not what i was thinking.

[decypher]

^I think he was referring to the fruedian splurt which took hand in his conception.

[ebbomega]

the irony of the thread title is multi-layered.

one of my favourite jokes:

this guy's in a corner store, buying a jug of milk. the cashier is a rather exceptionally hot woman with a rather decent rack that she doesn't seem ashamed to, well, present. so, buddy is given a dime in change, and he asks the cashier, 'can i get this in two nipples?... NICKELS!'

completely mortified, the guy leaves the store. on his way out, someone who was inside with him says 'ah, no worries about that man. i have freudian slips like that all the time. like yesterday during breakfast, i meant to say to my wife, "pass the salt, dear" but instead i accidentally said "YOU STUPID BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"'

[Technix]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

the irony of the thread title is multi-layered.

Good to see you were the only one that caught it.

Bravo sir. :)