My Flying Squirrel "Batman":
I lie. I don't have a flying squirrel. but i REALLY want one. as a pet and as a weapon. how gangster would that be to shoot out your arm and flying squirrel come out of your sleeve, saturating his body around your ememy's head, biteing the top of his head while you kick the shit out of him as he is blinded?
i REALLY want a flying squirrel!