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yummy breakfast (with an attitude!)
so my supasexyavabunny, Mr. Ivan, and myself all went to have breakfast on sunday morning, and we encountered the cutest lil dive called "The Elbow Room". now i'm sure a bunch of you have already found this place before, but we were total virgins that morning. now we want to be Elbow-Room-addicts
i had heard about the rude service at this place, so that's why i never bothered to stop by. i had no clue though that the rudeness is completely intentional! when we arrived, we noticed the big rule board hanging on the wall. some of them were "if you wanted your food quick, you should have gone to mcdicks" and something cute about "you would wish you had gone to denny's" so we were approached by the cute quiet hostess who brought us to our table. and then the waitress came... she referred to us as her lil menage-trois, spouting threesome jokes at us. when i ordered a water, she made comments about my maintaining my girlish figure and proceeded to grope me. when ava ordered white bread, she called her white trash. when we asked to get moved to a larger table, they started making fun of the lesbians who were sitting beside us, yelling at them for scaring us away and commented about how they liked to use their cell phones on the vibration mode warning: don't let your cell phone ring in this place. they will dive at you and try to interrupt your conversation it was fun listening to the waitress tell some woman's mother that she was too busy "sucking down sausages" to talk on the phone we are so going back there next sunday *huggles* nathaniel kristofer |