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Old Feb 21, 06
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little known facts about CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris melts dry ice in his pool so he can swim without getting wet.

Sharks move two steps down the food chain when Chuck Norris takes a swim. It goes Chuck Norris, then theres an empty space and then sharks. Chuck Norris doesn't like the smell of fish next to him in the food chain.

Chuck Norris changed his name to Babe Ruth in 1912. He fought in World War I and killed 6,013 German soldiers and walked back home to New York where he built Yankee Stadium. After breaking every home run record in existence, Chuck Norris was drafted to fight in World War II. In the war, in which he only fought one day, he killed 43,135 German troops bringing his total to an even 49,148. All of this using only 7 bullets.

Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.

It is a scientific fact that any woman who masterbates to a picture of Chuck Norris will climax in 2.83 seconds, then immediatly explode.

Chuck Norris' heart beats once every full moon.
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Repost x 10000000000000000000
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heres a little known fact about chuck norris.
my dear old grandma really likes chuck norris movies and walker texas ranger.

what's next, Andy Griffith jokes? Leave Andy Griffith alone, sheesh.
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Old Feb 21, 06
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mojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nice
^so is yours. whats ur point?

edit:meant for esoteric.
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^Word.

Let's make fun of the guy because it's new to him. OMG... what a loser I can hardly believe it!

Haven't we done this before? Oh shit is THIS a repost x1000000000000? I JUST LOST ALL MY INTERNET CRED.


FUCK
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Old Feb 21, 06
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This is some funny stuff, keep up the good work dizz_e

edit:
http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.p...16#post1485616
http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.p...93#post1503593
http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.p...77#post1481377
http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.p...87#post1526587
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if Chuck saw what you guys said he would roundhouse kick you and hump your moms. then again, i just might too.
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^Word.

Let's make fun of the guy because it's new to him. OMG... what a loser I can hardly believe it!

Haven't we done this before? Oh shit is THIS a repost x1000000000000? I JUST LOST ALL MY INTERNET CRED.


FUCK
Point out where I made fun of him.

Take your pills billy.
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^so is yours. whats ur point?

edit:meant for esoteric.
My thread was actually all you can eat specifically during the day so...yeah.

Thx for comin' out.
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^Hey I was on your side.... somebody's gotta tell Chuck to leave my Mom outta this!

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[quote=Cdn_Brdr]^Hey I was on your side.... somebody's gotta tell Chuck to leave my Mom outta this!


lol
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