How Men Think!

[nabs]

How Men Think...

A Woman was in a coma, she had been in it for nine months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was a sizeable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little Oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of her coma".

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finaly agreed and went to his wife's room.
After a few minutes the Woman's monitor flatlined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room, "What Happened?!" they cried.

The husband said, "Im not sure, maybe she choked."

[ja_raul]

I fail to see the connection between this story and "how men think", also, the idea of giving someone else oral sex while theyre in a coma is quite fucked up, I dont care if theyre your wife or husband or whoever.

[clevich]

Omg Its Like You Read My Mind!

[nabs]

haha, i got it off an email. thought it would be a good laugh for some of us.

[scue]

lighten up.., i'm sorry if it relates to bad memories though.

edit: wow, im late, meant this torwards ja_raul..


sick avatar btw

[justShell]

Originally Posted by ja_raul

I fail to see the connection between this story and "how men think", also, the idea of giving someone else oral sex while theyre in a coma is quite fucked up, I dont care if theyre your wife or husband or whoever.

i think the point of the story was that he assumed that he got the oral sex. reason why she choked being he was shoving his wang in her mouth...so .. "the way men think" that its all bout them..

[BenGiovanni]

haha in simple words,
"i offered a finger, not the whole hand..."

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by ja_raul

I fail to see the connection between this story and "how men think", also, the idea of giving someone else oral sex while theyre in a coma is quite fucked up, I dont care if theyre your wife or husband or whoever.

LMAO......buddy stfu! its a joke lol

...a pretty funny one too!

[esoter1c]

:285:

[Revolver]

what the fuck are my eyes doing as your sig?......lols

[dabbler]

hilarious! HAHAHA!!!