what the fuck; why does my cat?

[FeelGood]

... eat EVERYTHING and ANYTHING?

i've had him checked twice now for worms/tape worms and no-body knows why he eats so much. he is about a year old now, he is big, but not fat and the vet said he is healthy and in good shape.

good shape, what the hell he eats chips off the floor and he tries to eat dinner of my fuckin' plate.

im clueless.

[crookedking]

cats are just greedy.

[FeelGood]

i guess that's true, but chips off the floor and my friends feed him mc donalds french fries and he just loves them.

i guess ill just let just let him be.

[crookedking]

he doesn't look all that big to me.

[FeelGood]

that pic was taken a few months back at least.

[crookedking]

if he's already big you should make him fat. fat cats are the best.

[Drafted]

do you blaze near the cat? it could just have the munchies?

[FeelGood]

haha fat cats are dope.

and no i don't blaze around the kitty since i smoke outside.

[Miche Me]

Originally Posted by Drafted

do you blaze near the cat? it could just have the munchies?

I was just gonna write that!! haha

[MissMarz]

Well 2 things..
Cats that eat everything usually are all cute fat n cuddly... but.. be careful
cats that eat everything usually generate something called crystals in their urine. Which means, vet bills, prescription diet for the rest of his life ($$$) and the threat of an early death. We used to think my big fat white cat was "cute" when he ate at the table with us, but we dont think it so cute now.
Just a heads up, cuz it might happen it might not. Cats shouldnt eat anything other than their cat food. careful.

[crookedking]

add a little blueberry or cranberry juice into his diet. it's good for his urination track and will help out with all those pesky vet bills and burning sensations while he's taking a leak. i'd suggest blueberry because it tastes better and apparently it's better healthwise.

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by crookedking

add a little blueberry or cranberry juice into his diet. it's good for his urination track and will help out with all those pesky vet bills and burning sensations while he's taking a leak. i'd suggest blueberry because it tastes better and apparently it's better healthwise.

is this from when u used to work at bosley's?

tim the cat expert!!!

.dalyn.

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by crookedking

add a little blueberry or cranberry juice into his diet. it's good for his urination track and will help out with all those pesky vet bills and burning sensations while he's taking a leak. i'd suggest blueberry because it tastes better and apparently it's better healthwise.

you worked at bosleys?
lolololol
free litter for life?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Liqwid

is this from when u used to work at bosley's?

tim the cat expert!!!

.dalyn.

i thought that it was just common knowledge? kinda like how bee stings hurt.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

you worked at bosleys?
lolololol
free litter for life?

why use cat litter, and get all messy, when you can just purchase the kitty toilet? it's a one Time purchase and you'll never have to worry aboot dealing with cat shit.

[FeelGood]

thanks for the advice guys and girls.

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by crookedking

why use cat litter, and get all messy, when you can just purchase the kitty toilet? it's a one Time purchase and you'll never have to worry aboot dealing with cat shit.

wtf is a kitty toilet?

[FeelGood]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

wtf is a kitty toilet?

it sounds like something i should be investing in sometime soon.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

wtf is a kitty toilet?

ok, maybe "kitty potty training seat" would be a more accurate name for the device. haven't you ever seen "meet the parents"? you know, with robert deniro, that other guy, the blonde chick. it was a big hit a few years back. the sequel wasn't as good though :( (but they rarely ever are, eh?)

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by eighty5

it sounds like something i should be investing in sometime soon.

just pray to the good lord above that you don't have a stubborn cat. by the sounds of it though, you don't. most cats that are stubborn don't normally eat everything.

[FeelGood]

do they actually make those things?

[crookedking]

they sure do. i've forgotten the price, but i think they were around twenty bucks.

[FeelGood]

hahahaha

oh my god.

[crookedking]

they were all the rage a few years back, but if you're cat is old he/she probably won't go for it. cats tend to stick to their ways.

[justShell]

umm.. why is kitty in a bag??