1/5; Nice spackle trim. What's that oozing out of the lace holes?
2/5; Kinda retro. I'd think that gigantic swishtika would be pretty distracting. Still, there are a million knock-off brands that look exactly the same but last a lot longer.
0/5; My mom used to work out in a pair just like this back in 1988. You'd think Nike would've made some advancements since then. Made exclusively for those idiot barstar chicks who wear nothing but fuzzy pink tracksuits.
2.5/5; That's a pretty fat hip-hop shoe. If I had to pick any, I'd wear this one; it has the most sensible colour sceme and least detracting logo. Still, it's almost as if they made the shoe bigger to fit a bigger swishtika on it.
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Forget the sweatshop issue and the fact they're all made to fall apart in eight months, all of these shoes are butt fucking ugly.