do u use your laptop on the pooper?

[frogprincess]

i know for sure of 2 fnk members that
and a couple of non-fnk members

dont be shy

[FeelGood]

hmmm if i had a laptop im sure i would.

[stephen_c]

oh god no!

[Silverwinged]

damn rights i do.
work has to get done.
work doesnt wait for me to clean out my bowls.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Or even clean out your Bow-els. :p

If I had a Laptop I'd use it everywhere. But wouldn't be a PDA then?

Pooping Data and Amusement?

[FeelGood]

now i wanna laptop so i can empty my recyle bin while emptying the windows recycle bin.

[esoter1c]

I've always read whilst crappin', so naturally yes.

[Cdn_Brdr]

This is a recipe for disaster.....

I envision someone getting all caught up in whatever they'e doing on the PC and forgetting to wipe the pooper right away..... by time they think of it it's all dried up and crusty and they need to like scrape it off or like stand up and get the scissors to cut the crustys out of their butt hair.

Clearly I've already put too much thought into this so I'm gonna move on now....

[Gusto]

On a serious note.....

The transfer of bacteria in this case is too great for me even to be bothered to bring in a book. First there is fecal matter, which contains e.coli, just the thought of that hanging out on your keyboard is a deterrant enough. Not to mention, no matter how clean your toilet, bacteria spreads over a 6 foot radius when you flush.

Besides, if I have to spend more than 5 minutes in the washroom doing my business, it is a waste of my time and energy.

ps - allison, if you wanted me to stop touching your laptop, you just succeeded in getting me to do so! :P

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Avana

Besides, if I have to spend more than 5 minutes in the washroom doing my business, it is a waste of my time and energy.

You are clearly not a guy..... a lot of guys take like 15 minutes for a good poopin'!

I mean really now.... you can't rush that shit (yes, pun intended). You need to take your time and enjoy the ride.

[wishbone]

yea but it's OC'd so i have to leave it ont he floor and like, bend over if i want to type...lol

I really don't get the fascination with men and spending time on the toilet. I have better things to do than to worry how many flushes I got in! :P

Don't get me started on public pooping.....

[Cdn_Brdr]

courtesy flushes are a must!

[trance4life]

nope.

[craz_e_blossom]

Originally Posted by eighty5

hmmm if i had a laptop im sure i would.

You and me both mang

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Avana

On a serious note.....

The transfer of bacteria in this case is too great for me even to be bothered to bring in a book. First there is fecal matter, which contains e.coli, just the thought of that hanging out on your keyboard is a deterrant enough. Not to mention, no matter how clean your toilet, bacteria spreads over a 6 foot radius when you flush.

Besides, if I have to spend more than 5 minutes in the washroom doing my business, it is a waste of my time and energy.

ps - allison, if you wanted me to stop touching your laptop, you just succeeded in getting me to do so! :P

I don't know what kind of toilet they used but, shit does not disperse itself in a 6ft radius in my bathroom.

I think they used a bidet.

[impure]

i watched something about toilet germs one time.
if you DONT close the lid, some fine mist sprays all around the bathroom.
needless to say, i close the lid every time now.
but yeah, i'll chat on the can.

[prozac]

Originally Posted by Avana

I really don't get the fascination with men and spending time on the toilet. I have better things to do than to worry how many flushes I got in! :P

Don't get me started on public pooping.....

I'm with Avana on this one. I never spend enough time in the bathroom for it to even be worth bringing a book in.

[Ashley*Dawn]

I don't have a laptop but I know a couple of people that use it while in the bathroom.

Originally Posted by 3507321C

I don't know what kind of toilet they used but, shit does not disperse itself in a 6ft radius in my bathroom.

I think they used a bidet.

As far as fecal matter, there will always be transfer, unless of course you are wearing gloves when wiping your ass.

As far as the bacteria spreading when flushing, do the dye test.....you will see. I ALWAYS put down the lid when flushing.....gross gross gross.

[Revolver]

lol....yeah ive used my laptop on the can.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Avana

As far as fecal matter, there will always be transfer, unless of course you are wearing gloves when wiping your ass.

As far as the bacteria spreading when flushing, do the dye test.....you will see. I ALWAYS put down the lid when flushing.....gross gross gross.

We're talking shit particles here.

I eat sleep and breathe shit particles.

Everyone in public is covered in shit particles.

The universe is .5% shit particles.

Closing the lid on your toilet before flushing is no escape from the shit particles.

They're everywhere.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Revolver

lol....yeah ive used my laptop on the can.

Pervert.

[impure]

Originally Posted by 3507321C

We're talking shit particles here.

I eat sleep and breathe shit particles.

Everyone in public is covered in shit particles.

The universe is .5% shit particles.

Closing the lid on your toilet before flushing is no escape from the shit particles.

They're everywhere.

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to $userinfo[username] again.