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Apr 02, 02
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Personals Ads Dictionary
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.............. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking...... Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful............. .... Pathological liar Contagious Smile.... Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated................. Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.. Medicated Feminist................... Fat ballbuster Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first......... Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun........................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............Borderline Autistic New-Age................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded............ Desperate Outgoing................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate................ Sloppy drunk Poet.......................... Depressive Schizophrenic Professional.............. Certified Bitch Redhead.................... Bad dye-job Reubenesque........... Grossly Fat Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social.........................Has been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray Voluptuous................ Very Fat Weight proportion w/ height.... Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate....... Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart........... Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish....................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic................. Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking.... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit............. Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun....................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking.. Dumb as a board Honest....................Pathological Liar Huggable............... Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................... Older than your father Open-minded......... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit........... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet...................... Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive................ Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual................. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable..................... Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful.............. Says "Excuse me" when he farts 
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Apr 02, 02
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i'm going to look for the passionate open minded girls :)
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Apr 06, 02
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i need to get maself a Professional gurl....lol ...hahahha :225: :225:
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