So im movin out of the hood.

r a m a z e · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

gunna give the suburbs a chance what should i do to prepare myself?

**sNyx** · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

eat all the plantlife around your yard to fit in with the locals, then sleep with you sister and step on a nail. should fit in just fine.

Silverwinged · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

project.one · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

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Originally Posted by Silverwinged

Nothing better to do!

r a m a z e · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

im gunna try to hit all the soccer moms i can

**sNyx** · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

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Originally Posted by r a m a z e

im gunna try to hit all the soccer moms i can

they're gunna try to hit you with their suv's

t-skywalker · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

hahahahahhahahahaha^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 30 points!!

r a m a z e · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

i think i got it all figured out ...when im in the burbs ill probly go to wine testing partys and say a joke which ends with "so my boss said thats your wife? i thought it was your sister"and everyone will chuckle or giggle whatever is more suburbs.

nabs · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

wow, you have an imagination.

mapleleaf4ever · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

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Originally Posted by kprojekt

GTA Suburbia
Now with Soccer Mom Mod

Vancouver doesn't have "Suburbia"... here... there's fuckin' Suburbia. My "hood" looks like one of those Movies. Kids playing Street Hockey, nice Cars in the driveway, Dads mowing the lawn... expanses of houses as far as the eye can see. It's weird. Really weird.

**sNyx** · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

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Originally Posted by r a m a z e

i think i got it all figured out ...when im in the burbs ill probly go to wine testing partys and say a joke which ends with "so my boss said thats your wife? i thought it was your sister"and everyone will chuckle or giggle whatever is more suburbs.

hardly, your highest level of class will be achieved when you eat your first helping of Kraft Dinner off a plate and made with Milk. H20h'noz

Leviathan · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

Are you sure the suburbs want you?

Hot Karl · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

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Originally Posted by r a m a z e

i think i got it all figured out ...when im in the burbs ill probly go to wine testing partys and say a joke which ends with "so my boss said thats your wife? i thought it was your sister"and everyone will chuckle or giggle whatever is more suburbs.

kids aren't allowed at wine tasting parties. since you wanted to give the 'burbs a try, how hard was it for you to convince your parents to move to the suburbs?

clearist · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

You can take the man out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the man.

therefor... steal televisions.

Stahlbrand · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 06

The suburbs are a trap. They are inviting at first until you realize there is no escape. You are trapped to a 15 block area. Confining invisible walls prevent you from driving any further.
You know what it takes for me to get to just the MLC? A lot buddy a lot. Like a bus. OMG not a bus. Or a taxi!? Or drive there? No Wai!
And then you will turn emo and think you died in your own pool of blood. Eat the heart of a cow. Its all bad news.

-evil-duerr- · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 06

dont forget your trance records in the hood.

See, a real G might find them. play them on his turntables. then hunt you down and bust a cap in yo ass for making him listen to such "flamboyant" music.

its dangerous n shit

ebbomega · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 06

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Vancouver doesn't have "Suburbia"... here... there's fuckin' Suburbia. My "hood" looks like one of those Movies. Kids playing Street Hockey, nice Cars in the driveway, Dads mowing the lawn... expanses of houses as far as the eye can see. It's weird. Really weird.

The annoying thing about suburbia i find is that even though the houses are like super expensive THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME!!!!!!

gnosis · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 06

Been going through the far reaches of suburbia, lately, for work. (Van-Cloverdale/Surrey/WhiteRock).

I cringe.

I can't do justice enough to any description as to how much I _HATE_ suburbia, having been traumatized by it, growing up!

No one could _PAY_ me enough to live in that kind of place, ever again!

Oh, and it's not "Suburbia", it's "Disturbia".

Frosty
(Downtown-guy)

gnosis · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 06

Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and name streets after them.

Suburbia: Where people watch far too much tv.

Suburbia: Where there is no "community", because everyone has to drive everywhere and never stops to actually talk to people.

Suburbia: Where people don't "live", they simply "exist".

Suburbia: Where everyone leaves the same area, at the same time, to sit in crawling traffic, to go to the same area, at the same time, but all must be in single-occupant vehicles.

Suburbia: Where advertising-fuelled over-consumption is conveniently a short drive away to a mall, where thought and choice are frowned upon, but "As Seen On TV" items are readily available.

Suburbia: Where chain restaurants w/ narrowed, cookie-cutter selections encourage obesity.

Suburbia: Where stress is the status-quo and pills are mass-prescribed.

Frosty
(not missing it)