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Jun 20, 06
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Stop Calling It Soccer!
(reposted from http://torrentscan.com/)
World cup 2006 is now well underway, and I must say that I’m surprised to see such a fine effort from the USA against Italy earlier today. In my humble opinion, the US deserved a win for the spirit they showed, but the heat and the pace all seemed to weigh down on them in the end, and they seemed content to defend and settle for a draw. Now, the reason I am surprised is that football is a minority sport in the States. I frequently see comments such as ‘soccer is gay’ and so on from an ignorant section of our American friends. It seems that most sports fans in America prefer a game that evolved from the British - largely upper class - game of rugby… and they have decided to strap on loads of padding, change the name of our game and insist that our sport is for girls. This grates a little with those who follow the majority sport in the world, and is another sign that certain (unfortunately vocal) Americans are arrogant… and downright fucking rude. Let’s not forget Baseball, another evolution from a British game called ‘Rounders’. Rounders is (and has been for a long time) largely a girl’s game in the UK… normally played only by children. Now, I don’t want to piss all over your favourite pastimes… but enough is enough. Why do you have to be so ignorant of the rest of the world? Does it make you feel proud being so clueless and to act so superior all the time? Harsh words against the rest of the world from these self-styled ‘patriots’ smack of nothing more than a severe inferiority complex… and extreme stupidity. In a similarly inflammatory gesture back atchya, I suggest that you change the name of your ‘football’ back to rugby, grow some balls and take off the body armour. Seriously… it’s sooo gay. The reason we’ve called it a football for the last half-millennia or so is that it’s a sphere that you kick (a foot-ball). Forgive my confusion, but how does Football relate to running around with an oval object under your arm and taking breaks every few minutes? Shakespeare’s A Comedy of Errors (Act II Scene 1): Am I so round with you as you with me, That like a football you do spurn me thus? You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither: If I last in this service, you must case me in leather. "Spurn" literally means to kick away, thus implying that the game involved kicking a ball between players. Shakespeare was around before the ancestor of American football was conceived. Football was around way before Shakespeare. So forgive me. I’ve had a little wine (I know, how gay) and I’m just venting in response to years of provocation. I consider the US to be one of the closest countries to my own, even though the Atlantic divides us. I was rooting for the US tonight because: A: They showed heart and B: I can’t wait until this cultural divide is gone. It will happen, but it’ll take time and hard work from America’s football players to generate interest from their success. And believe me... one day, when football takes over, your game of boring-ass padded rugby will be seen for what it is. 
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Jun 20, 06
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Soccer comes from which version of football you wanted to play: either rugger (Rugby Rules Football) or soccer (Association Rules Football).
Both those terms came from britain circa late-19th Century And baseball came from a number of games, rounders just being one of them, townball being another, and actually townball was the game that was being watched by the man who developed the rules for Baseball while he was writing them. Last edited by ebbomega; Jun 20, 06 at 07:39 PM.
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Jun 21, 06
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I would rather hear people call it "soccer" than refer to it as "the beautiful game". Curling...now that's a beautiful game.
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Jun 26, 06
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Maybe if you live in stupidland of stupids.
Men With Brooms was hilarious, wtf are you talking about? Paul Gross and Leslie Neilsen make an excellent team. And can you really argue with the stoned ranting at the gravel pit? Seriously, that movie was Canadian rural life in a nutshell. PS: Actual worst movie ever
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