Come on, England!
That's actually pretty much the official slogan for England's 2006 World Cup campaign. Sounds simple, right? But it's deceptively useful.. observe.
You can use it with the innocence of a 10 year old and scream your support and encouragement to your footballing heroes: "Come on Englaaaaand!!!"
OR, you can clutch your hands in your head as you watch another wasted long ball, another cheap handover of posession, another dull as dishwater win over mediocre opposition, and yell: "Come ON, England!!!!!!"
I love it. Simplicity in itself. Hopefully the last instance we hear of it this year won't be uttered on Sunday by the bus driver waiting to take the team to the airport.
"Come on, England! You'll miss your flight.."
Ohhhh the hand wringing! I can barely stand it :(
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