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Jul 16, 06
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Would a sick joke constitute as you looking into the mirror?
Hm, terrible. |
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Jul 16, 06
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I dare say my mother would have picked a better murder :(
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Jul 17, 06
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What's bubbly and pink and taps on the window?
A baby in a microwave What's black and green and doesn't? Same baby, 2 weeks later What's pink and silver and can't turn in hallways? Baby with a Javelin through its head What's sicker than a pile of 100 dead babies? The live one at the bottom trying to eat its way out. What's the difference between a dead baby and a brick? You can't fuck a brick. What do yoiu do when you're done fucking a 5 year old girl? Flip her over and pretend she's a 5 year old boy. My favourite dead baby joke: How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop ice cream, two scoops dead baby, fill with root beer. How do you torture Hellen Keller? Rearrange her furniture. Did you hear Hellen Kellers dog committed suicide? You would too if your name was "nhfgggnnnnfgnnn" Did you hear about the time Hellen Keller got stuck in the well? She screamed her hand off. Best Hellen Keller joke: Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman |
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Jul 17, 06
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what do mcdonalds and MJ have in common?
50 year old meat in 12 year old buns. |
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Jul 17, 06
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor. What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. |
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Jul 17, 06
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? You can't gargle gravel. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? Deep Throat. Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup? The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus? I don't know why they didn't either. |
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Jul 17, 06
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I'm more of a fetus girl myself, but my favorite dead baby site is officially gone, http://thisisacryforhelp.com is now just some sad porn promoting site (and a link directing you to stileproject, which has really gone downhill as well).
What's 12 inches long, bloody and crawls inbetween women's legs? A home sick abortion. |
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Jul 18, 06
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What does a spastic kid eat for lunch?
His shoulder *gnaws shoulder* (it's funnier when you tell it in person) -- What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree? ripping it off -- Why couldn't Jesus eat skittles? they fell through the holes in his hands. |
