Simpsons Thread!

[high-dee]

Place favourite Simpsons quotes here.

I am all about Ralph Wiggum.
Here are some of my favourites:

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

[bob]

what about that cheap ralph knock-off in the hank scorpio episode?
"i start fires!"

[high-dee]

I loved that episode, I don't remember a Ralph knock off, though.
I'll look for that when I watch the repeats.

p.s- I am downloading some Len songs just for you. If I find the pop tart song, I will let you know. Look at the things I do for you, bob.

[bob]

i made you dinner last night BITCH

how could u not remember the knock-off ralph?
"i'm from canada, ehhhh..."
"ok children take out your circle paper and your safety pencils"

[Greg C.]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

[high-dee]

Bob:
Yeah, now I remember. hehe.
You had better stop swearing at me, or I'm not going to give you the pop tarts song.

Greg C.: Another one of my fav's, but you don't just have to quote Ralph.

[mister-peenutt]

"oh boy sleep thats where i'm a viking"

or. "meow"

or. "your moms a jailbird!." ..."so is yours!" ..."oh yea... wanna go play?"

haha gold.

:Peenutt:

[*STARFISH*]

some guy: I need one twenty-five cent stamp.
apu: That’s a dollar eighty-five.
another guy: Hi, I want two dollars worth of gas please.
apu: Four-twenty.
martin: How much is your penny candy?
apu: Surprisingly expensive

gotta love apu =)

[crookedking]

excellent

[Joanne]

"you don't win friends with salad! you don't win friends with salad!"

--Joanne :P

[~lazee_grrl~]

haha...joanne...my friend always sings that~

i luv..

GO BANANA!!

[frogprincess]

this has so been done before OK

nice try.

[high-dee]

Originally posted by frogprincess
this has so been done before OK

nice try.

Well I am doing it again, OK?

[bob]

principal skinner talking to his pet gerbil
"...ok now chew through my ballsack"

[tribal_guy]

' i am so smart, i am so smart, s-m-r-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t'

homer-
'hello my name is mr. burns, i believe u have a letter for me'

teller-
'ok mr burns, whats ur first name?'

homer=
i dont know
----

'me fail english? thats unpossible'

[bob]

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS!?!

[dj4mula]

I am so smart. S-M-R.T. ~ Homer

[~lazee_grrl~]

milhouse: remember when u told me i had no goldfish?..remember?..but why did i have the bowl bart?..WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?

(not exact quote but close enuf)

[mister-peenutt]

"i ated the purple berries!"
"how they taste ralph?"
"ralph?"
"it tastes...like burning"

[bob]

the thompsons:
witness relocation guy: HELLO MR. THOMPSON
*nothing*
witness relocation guy: ok, when i step on your foot and say HELLO MR. THOMPSON, you say HELLO, ok?
HELLO MR. THOMPSON *STEP* *STEP*
homer: *whispers to other witness relocation guy* I THINK HE'S TALKING TO YOU

[crookedking]

my eyes!!! the goggles do nothing!

*homer watching a black stand up comic*
you see the black man drives like this *he leans back and uses one arm to steer the pretend vehicle*
and the white man drives like this *places both hands on unseen steering wheel and leans reaal close to the unseen windshield, while saying do do do do*
homer laughs saying, it's funny cause it's true wuhahahaha

[bob]

na na na na na na na na LEADER
na na na na na na na na LEADER

[high-dee]

Originally posted by bob
the thompsons:
witness relocation guy: HELLO MR. THOMPSON
*nothing*
witness relocation guy: ok, when i step on your foot and say HELLO MR. THOMPSON, you say HELLO, ok?
HELLO MR. THOMPSON *STEP* *STEP*
homer: *whispers to other witness relocation guy* I THINK HE'S TALKING TO YOU

HAHAHA!

OMG that is my *favourite* Simpson's episode!
I love the part where Sideshow Bob keeps walking on the rakes and making that funny shuddering noise.

[bob]

hahaha i did that for a skit in drama once

[Porpentine]

homer: do you know where i could find some sugar?

hank scorpio: sugar? oh, yes...sugar...(removes handfuls of sugar from his pockets)...sorry it's not in packages.

-lauren