Teacher arrested at JFK airport

[Miss T]

NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at
John Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a
flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square,
a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto
Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a
problem for us,"Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and
extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong
to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in
every country. Asthe Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3
sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said,
"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a
more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

[LastWerd]

lol, that is so dumb but made me smile

[C_squared]

source?

than again its probably fake... cheeky.

[wishbone]

that's pretty good :)

[Gusto]

lol of course it's fake