the old "Amber Alert" speech!

[hardstylin]

" K guys just so ya know, my GF gets back next week so this is my last weekend to do bad shit, its a long weekend and its a pay day tomorrow, Im officially putting this house on Amber alert"


HAHAHAHAHA!!

[ebbomega]

I don't get it....

[ppcock]

i think he's a pedophile child kidnapper.. his "gf" is 6 years old.

[crookedking]

i was watching southpark the other night and an amber alert came on. totally messed up the song that they were singing.

[sloth_2]

A man comes home and finds his girlfriend packing. "Where are you going?" he asks. "I'm leaving you," she answers. "Leaving me? Why? "She continues packing and says, "Because I found out today that you're a pedophile!" "A pedophile? A pedophile?" he shouts. "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!"

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

" K guys just so ya know, my GF gets back next week so this is my last weekend to do bad shit, its a long weekend and its a pay day tomorrow, Im officially putting this house on Amber alert"


HAHAHAHAHA!!

Maybe you meant you wanted to put your house under Terror Alert "OMG" a high probability of Aqua Teen Hunger Force being preempted..



OR maybe you meant Terror Level "Antibacterial" I'm guessing your GF makes you wear rubbers..



OR maybe you meant Terror Level "Ernie"

[Toxxin Ephekt]

^^ Thats Hilarious