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Sep 23, 02
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Free ticket to Max Graham Sept 25th
For the person who tells me the best joke in the next 24 hours
Event: Gold Club Series Date: Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 Max Graham & Luke Fair @ Chemistry the drink 398 Richards St 19+ over plz http://www.clubproductions.ca 
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Sep 23, 02
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What do you do to piss your gf off during sex?
Call her. HAHAHAAHAHA.... I still love that one. What's 9 inches, bloody and crawls between the legs of women? Homesick abortion. Okay... not everyone will find that last one amusing...
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Sep 23, 02
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A black guy, mexican guy and a white guy are walkin along a beach. They come across a lamp. For the hell of it one of em rubs it. A genie pops out and tells them they each get one wish. The black guy goes first. He asks for all the black people in america to go back to Africa and live well. pooof, the black guy dissapears, and the genie says "done". Next up is the mexican, he asks for all his people to be back in mexico, and living a good life. poooof, the mexican guy dissapears and the genie says "done". Next up is the white guy. He asks the genie."so, all the blacks & mexicans are back where they came from????" genie says yes. Then the white guy says, I wish for a nice cold bottle of coke.
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Sep 23, 02
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3 couples are all trying to get into this prestigious church.
the first couple is in their 80s the second are middle aged and the thrid are newly weds. so the priest come up to them and says "ok ill let you all in here on one contition.. you must take a vow of celibacy for one month to prove your faith in God." so the old couple says "OK" the middle aged couple says "i think we can do that" and the newly weds just look at each other and say "itll be tough..." so one month later they all come back to the church and the priest says have you been celibate for one month? the old couple says "yes", so the priest lets them in the chruch the middle aged couple says "yes" so the priest lets them in the chruch the newly weds are just looking down shamefully and mumble "no" the priest kindly smiles and says "well.. tell me the nature of it.. perhaps i can make an exception." so the husband looks up and says " well my wife dropped a box of cereal... and she bent over to pick it up... her ass looked so damn fine i just had to do her right there and then" the priest is horrified and spits at them " YOURE BANNED FROM THIS CHURCH" and the wife scoffs.... "thats nothing... were banned from safeway."
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Sep 24, 02
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Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...
ok.. I'm done..
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Sep 24, 02
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Best Joke?
Myles. :225:
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Sep 24, 02
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^^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
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Sep 24, 02
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Well Myles, you had a good one there but I'm a fan of MJ so uh uh u lose...(+ ur admin so you're auto-disqualified)
Stabby's was a good laugh... Liked the story jokes............ Canucks one was good too :) So who's really gonna go if they get this ticket ?
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Sep 24, 02
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as would i!
mmm max graham... lets split the ticket lauren! :silly:
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Sep 24, 02
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haha!
well.. hm i wonder.. but its ok.. I've decided that I'm not going to go anyways.. /me looks at the stack of books and homework that she's waaay behind on... so the ticket is all yours!!! (since we are the only ppl who replied that we actually want it!!!) blah! have a good time!
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Sep 24, 02
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seriously?!?!
WOOHOO.. oh wait. chris still hasnt replied... shiiiet... eeks. dont study too hard lauren!! :power-p:
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