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Old Jul 21, 01
myco
 
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Jurassic Park 3

this movie was fucking terrible
honestly, do not waste your money on it. It was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. That is not an exaggeration. It was bad.

the acting was horrendous
there was this one guard guy, I swear the guy was on crack while filming. the acting was nervous. lame at best.. disgusting for the most part.

the actors had no faith in the script. the movie was transparent. it was a joke.

I knew it was going to be bad right at the beginning when it went

Isle Sarona............. RESTRICTED!

in big red letters.. it was cheezed out beyond belief.. right near the beginning when 'billy' was hang gliding there was a terrible shot where it was soooo obvious they were using a background. It was horrendous.
in one scene they were running away from a tyrannosaurus and it wasn't fast enough to catch up.

it was utterly disgusting.

I could go on for pages.. so I'll stop now
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Old Jul 21, 01
Gravity Slave
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Seriously? It was THAT bad?

That had to be something good about it.

Couldn't be worse that Howard the Duck.
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Old Jul 21, 01
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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i saw the movie 2day... i thought it was ok... and yes i have to agree with oxide on the 2 scenes... those were TERRIBLE... i wouldnt go see it again.. but it was an O-K movie... :)

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Old Jul 25, 01
Go Canucks Go!!
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
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I also agree with Oxide. This movie is one movie that goes in my books as pretty damn disappointing.
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Old Jul 25, 01
Resident Old Guy
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Howard the Duck...... ha ha. Holy shit, you have no idea how hard I laughed when I heard that.

-Dwight:Somatic:
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