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Old Sep 24, 03
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Underworld

first off i love movies about vampires and shit.


this movie wuz alrite. this wuz the movie i saw after cabin fever so i would think any movie would b good after seein that sack of shit.

i like shootem up movies and this one wuz a good. like 3 min into the movie a 10 minute gun battle. fuckin rites

its not a movie where u would bring a chick to tho. more of a go get baked and watch it wit ur bros.
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Old Sep 25, 03
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ya dude im a totaly vamp movie freak cant wait to see this.
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Old Sep 25, 03
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Originally posted by sixpakstak
its not a movie where u would bring a chick to tho. more of a go get baked and watch it wit ur bros.
it's was a great movie!! ...and it totally is a movie to get baked and go with your significant other....thats what i did! :)

but maybe i'm not like every girl, so i can't speak for all girls. :)
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Old Sep 25, 03
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my friends said that movie was the shit

i still have to go see it for myself..
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Old Sep 25, 03
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I'd like to say that I think most women look way better when they're goth...
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Old Sep 25, 03
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^I'd like to say that I think your nuckin futs!

Goth can work for some ladies but not all. As for the movie, I am SUPER hyped over seeing this one.... maybe I'll see it tonite!
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Old Sep 26, 03
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i was gonna go watch this, but i heard it's basically a matrix rip-off. but sounds like i'm gonna give'r a chance
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Old Sep 26, 03
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Matrix rip off? Hardly!!!

I saw it tonite and it was WAY better than I expected it would be... it was awesome. Good story, a few pretty cool plot twists, hot women, guns, blood.... did I already say hot women?

Two thumbs up from me!
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Old Sep 27, 03
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I loved this movie.
I love anything to do with Vampires.
I would soooo let one bite me if i ever came across one.
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Old Sep 27, 03
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Originally posted by Lady_Venom:
I loved this movie.
I love anything to do with Vampires.
I would soooo let one bite me if i ever came across one.
can i bite you? :kam:
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Old Sep 30, 03
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I thought the movie was rather lame. It was just one big giant music video or something. I also didn't like how they ripped off that scene from "Nemesis" (When the chick shoots the hole in the floor). The Lycans rule though.
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Old Sep 30, 03
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movie sucked. . but that's my opinion
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Old Sep 30, 03
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your picture sucked

but that's my opinion.

I WUZ going to see this movie.. and now I will on wednsday
(i just wanted to say WUZ)
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Old Oct 09, 03
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Originally posted by Cdn_Brdr
Matrix rip off? Hardly!!!

I saw it tonite and it was WAY better than I expected it would be... it was awesome. Good story, a few pretty cool plot twists, hot women, guns, blood.... did I already say hot women?

Two thumbs up from me!
Of course not.

Dark green hue, square spiral staircase with black and white checkered floor, spinning shot as people run up stairs to door and point guns and flashlights to the door just before they blast it/kick it in....

NEVER seen that before.

I had a whole rant about how this was probably the most unoriginal and uninspired movie I think I've seen in a LONG time. It was better than "Manos" The Hands of Fate, but not by much.

I think the only reason to see this movie is the punchline when the head gets sliced off and falls over. Vampire brains are silver and bloodless. Who knew?

It's funny because at that moment, EVERYBODY in my theatre broke out laughing. Then we laughed harder when we realized it wasn't supposed to be funny.

Scares me that they set up a sequel for this. No wonder about two decent movies have come out in the last 4 years. Everybody keeps paying for pieces of crap and then keeps paying to see their sequels. Love how they forced it to be a bit open ended there so they'd have room for a sequel. I'm still lost as to who the hell the protagonist is.
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Old Oct 16, 03
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This movie fucking licks my balls its almost as bad as once upon a time in mexico the both suck dont see either of them.
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Old Oct 16, 03
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WHAT??...i thought it was the best movie i've ever watched.....hot female vampires, crazy gun fights and awesome music...i thought it was the best $9 i've evr spent.....i think SCHOOL OF ROCK sucked..well i thought it was good until i watched it...."I WANT MY $( BACK!!"...haha...can't wait till Texas Chainsaw Masacre comes out...did i spell "masacre" right??...i dunno..
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Old Oct 16, 03
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sixpakstak - i watched Underworld a week after Cabin Fever too...and i thought Cabin Fever lick hairy balls man!!...except for the nudity scene..haha..if i were to rank them both.....

Cabin Fever - "lick hairy balls" (2 out of 10)

Underworld - 9.98
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Old Oct 24, 03
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Matrix Rip off? No way. There was hardly any hand to hand and the fighting that they used was REAL. (well...kinda...) There were no super slow scenes it just all happened. I think it was a good effort to disuade people from their pre-ordained view of action flicks...they don't have to be all happy and magical...they are (or should be) real and violent...like underworld. The costumes were origional also...and there weren't any references to "the maker" or any weird cover up story involving old chinese men with lots and lots of keys...I rest my case
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Old Oct 31, 03
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Hah. I still fail to see how a Matrix ripoff without the kung fu and special effects isn't a Matrix ripoff.

There's a lot more to the Matrix than special effects and Kung Fu. It's called "Tone" and "Setting". Not to mention the harsh overuse of Guns. Matrix did it well. Underworld fell into the trap that most screenwriters fall into: Just using them because they're there. What weaponry did they use otherwise?

Well, there was the little spike-discs that got used once at the beginning and swords from time to time.

Now, bringing up shit from the second Matrix movie, that's pretty stupid. Lemme see here.... How could a movie that just came out be ripping off the second Matrix movie, which has a story that's been under tight surveillance and nobody aside from who was working on the project had any clue what was going to happen in the next two matrix movies?

Of course it didn't rip off Matrix Reloaded. It takes a shitload longer than three months to make a movie, you know....
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Old Oct 31, 03
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Old Nov 03, 03
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skavenger read my post again, i said cabin fever sucked too.
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No.

If you want to see me being nice to people and courteous and just overall respecting opinions, you're on The Wrong Board
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Old Nov 03, 03
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Oh yeah.

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