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Underworld
first off i love movies about vampires and shit.
this movie wuz alrite. this wuz the movie i saw after cabin fever so i would think any movie would b good after seein that sack of shit. i like shootem up movies and this one wuz a good. like 3 min into the movie a 10 minute gun battle. fuckin rites its not a movie where u would bring a chick to tho. more of a go get baked and watch it wit ur bros. |
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WHAT??...i thought it was the best movie i've ever watched.....hot female vampires, crazy gun fights and awesome music...i thought it was the best $9 i've evr spent.....i think SCHOOL OF ROCK sucked..well i thought it was good until i watched it...."I WANT MY $( BACK!!"...haha...can't wait till Texas Chainsaw Masacre comes out...did i spell "masacre" right??...i dunno..
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sixpakstak - i watched Underworld a week after Cabin Fever too...and i thought Cabin Fever lick hairy balls man!!...except for the nudity scene..haha..if i were to rank them both.....
Cabin Fever - "lick hairy balls" (2 out of 10) Underworld - 9.98 |
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Matrix Rip off? No way. There was hardly any hand to hand and the fighting that they used was REAL. (well...kinda...) There were no super slow scenes it just all happened. I think it was a good effort to disuade people from their pre-ordained view of action flicks...they don't have to be all happy and magical...they are (or should be) real and violent...like underworld. The costumes were origional also...and there weren't any references to "the maker" or any weird cover up story involving old chinese men with lots and lots of keys...I rest my case
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Hah. I still fail to see how a Matrix ripoff without the kung fu and special effects isn't a Matrix ripoff.
There's a lot more to the Matrix than special effects and Kung Fu. It's called "Tone" and "Setting". Not to mention the harsh overuse of Guns. Matrix did it well. Underworld fell into the trap that most screenwriters fall into: Just using them because they're there. What weaponry did they use otherwise? Well, there was the little spike-discs that got used once at the beginning and swords from time to time. Now, bringing up shit from the second Matrix movie, that's pretty stupid. Lemme see here.... How could a movie that just came out be ripping off the second Matrix movie, which has a story that's been under tight surveillance and nobody aside from who was working on the project had any clue what was going to happen in the next two matrix movies? Of course it didn't rip off Matrix Reloaded. It takes a shitload longer than three months to make a movie, you know.... |
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