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Old Mar 07, 04
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van damme movies
i know i know! the guy's a friggin tight wearing ballerina pansy ass, but his movies rock.

what's your favourite?
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Old Mar 07, 04
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the first 10 minutes of universal soldier

worst van damme: think its called "nowhere to run"
CANT FUCKIN STAND IT
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Old Mar 08, 04
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Sudden Death!! :toasted:
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Old Mar 08, 04
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i'm a big fan of "cyborg". probably cause it's so close to "cyber"
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Old Mar 08, 04
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Time Cop. Oh yeah man effin crazy movie. hahaha. hoever my favorite van damme movie would have to be Bloodsport. By far his best movie ever.
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Old Mar 08, 04
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Yeah for favourites, I'm going to have to go with "Universal Soldier" ....THE FIRST ONE!!

and for worsts aaaahhh "Knock Off" .....back in the peak of my movie whoring days where I would have watched just about anything.....I think that one came right out to video too ehh....A true sign of a winning movie :224:
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Old Mar 08, 04
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BLOODSPORT

he plays frank dux..."you know like put up yo' dukes, riiiight"

and he has to fight in the koomitay (i don't know how to fucking spell it so fuck you and your crew).

and he then faces off against CHONG LEE

my favorite lines from the movie are:
"verrrrry gewwwwwwwd....but breeek (brick) not hit bahhhhck"
"meeestah tanaka is very ewwwwwww (ill)"
"youuuuuuuuu're nexxxxxxxxxt"
"OKAY USA!"

-s.
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Old Mar 08, 04
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every damn movie "he did the splits"

bloodsport is the shit. seen it at least fifty times
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Old Mar 08, 04
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its gotta be BloodSport
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Old Mar 08, 04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sammy Skillz:
BLOODSPORT

he plays frank dux...&quot;you know like put up yo' dukes, riiiight&quot;

and he has to fight in the koomitay (i don't know how to fucking spell it so fuck you and your crew).

and he then faces off against CHONG LEE

my favorite lines from the movie are:
&quot;verrrrry gewwwwwwwd....but breeek (brick) not hit bahhhhck&quot;
&quot;meeestah tanaka is very ewwwwwww (ill)&quot;
&quot;youuuuuuuuu're nexxxxxxxxxt&quot;
&quot;OKAY USA!&quot;

-s.
haha that was a sweet line in that movie along with

chong lee- you break my record now i break you like i break your friend!!

well something like that
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Old Mar 09, 04
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fuck van damme is the shit own all his movies seen all them a thousand times. my favs in order are
kickboxer
bloodsport
lionheart
cyborg
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Old Mar 09, 04
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did anybody like "The Quest" i think it was called. Its like bloodsport where theres a tourny with people of different martial arts background?
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Old Mar 09, 04
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Obviously Bloodsport - although I honestly think the wrester guy would have won the tourney if he never turned him back on Chong.. dumbass.
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Old Mar 09, 04
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bloodsport definately..... and his worst movie has to be STREET FIGHTER

That movie was so shitty.... holy fuck.
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Old Mar 09, 04
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haha street fighter. that movie was wrong in so many ways. atleast mortal kombat was better.
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Old Mar 09, 04
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mortal kombat was pretty sweet........
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Old Mar 10, 04
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haha yea sub zero and scorpion are always cool
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Old Mar 10, 04
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BloodSport.... must have watched that movie several hundred times.
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Old Mar 10, 04
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Quote:
Originally posted by LaMzWeLL
bloodsport definately..... and his worst movie has to be STREET FIGHTER

That movie was so shitty.... holy fuck.
umm wrong rent his new one "in hell" fuck what a joke hes such a fucking pussy in this movie i dont watch van damm movies to see him act like a bitch and try and give some big academy award performance i watch them for the ass kicking does.
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Old Mar 10, 04
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i have another line from bloodsport that i forgot about

"...show us dee-mahk!!"
"what is dee-mahk???"
"dee-mahk is defffff (death) touch"

and then he performs the deemak which is like breaking bricks. big fucking deal. and then thats when the evil chong lee says

"vewwwwy geeewwwwd but breeek not hit bahck!"

you know what part is really sad though? when the big sumo wrestler grabs the weird monkey man fighter and breaks his back by..like dry humping him.

-s.
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