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Jun 16, 04
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Favourite Movie quotes
two of my favourite movie quotes come from scarface. the first of which is
"first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women, you gotta make your own moves mang." - its a motto which i live by the second is just after tony blasts sosa's hitman just before he's gonna blow up that guy and his family outside the U.N "you stupid fuck!! look at you now." mostly i like that quote because its been sampled about a million times by Mobb Deep. fuck scarface is my favourite movie for sure 
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Jun 16, 04
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The entire Drill Sergeant Intro from Full Metal Jacket...
"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman your Senior Drill Instructor, from now on you will only speak when spoken to. And the first and last words out of your filthy sewers shall be Sir, do you Maggots understand that? *Insert Sound Off here* If you ladies leave my Island, if you survive Recruit Training you be a Weapon, you will be a Minister of Death praying for War. But until that Day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on this Earth, you are not even Humanfuckingbeings. You are nothing but Unorganized grabastic pieces of Amphibian shit... etc etc etc"
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Jun 16, 04
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You quote Joe Pesci, you leave out "What? I'm funny how? Like a clown? Here to amuse you"
Sacrilege. My favourites: "You are the same decaying matter as everyone else." "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." "You and I have unfinished business." "Okay. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurfs, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. I mean, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick." "Kapapapow!" "I dunno, I'm making this up as I go along." "Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot. Hey you! Get back here!" "Does anyone want a peanut?" "See ma'am, we're on a mission from God." "Now is the hour of Spliff politics. The time of the night where everyone knows who's got a spliff, and in which direction it's going." "You may be a King or a lowly Street Sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper! Now get down with your bad selves!" "TCB, Baby. Time to take care of business." "I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be." "Yeah, I coulda stayed behind. I coulda been king. But I guess, in my own way, I still am King." "Hail to the King, baby." "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!" "I do have a test today. It was on European Socialism. I mean honestly, what's the point. I'm not European, I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. I recall Central Park in fall, as you wore that dress, what a mess.... Not that I condone fascism. Or any Ism. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, they should believe in themselves. I quote John Lennon: 'I never believed in The Beatles, I only believed in me.' That's a good point there, after all, he was the walrus. I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people." "You went for the box. Let's see what's in the box!..... NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID!!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!!!!" "There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Mayori tribesman... where I thought, wow... I really could spend the rest of my life with this woman...."
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Jun 16, 04
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Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight
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Jun 16, 04
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"I only speak two languages: English and Bad English"
"One man's mundane and futile existance is another man's technicolor." "What God cannot do, Man will attempt." "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see." "You know, statistically 'Jesus' is the second most common thing people say right before they die; 'shit' being number one." "KKHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!" "The 'nod'?" "There's that word again: heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future; is there some sort of increase in the Earth's gravitational pull?" "Only the journey is written, not the destination." "Convienient." "The word is no. I am therefore going anyway."
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Jun 16, 04
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"cut my milk... freeze it then cut it" -stewy(family guy)
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Jun 16, 04
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The Wizard - "I love the Powerglove. It's so bad."
Casablanca - "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" <3
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Jun 17, 04
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Quote:
It's even funnier that I know where almost all those quotes are from. But yeah, a good Joe Pesci quote, damn me.
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Jun 17, 04
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"Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around calling myself emporer just cause some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away!"
Last edited by Sariel; Jun 17, 04 at 03:14 AM.
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Jun 17, 04
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say hello to my lil frien!
come and get one in the yarbles...if you got any yarbles! remember me? benny blanco from the bronx? i am a rocker! i am a roller! i am the rooooad controooller! born with a metal steering wheel with his hand! sent to strike down the unroadworthy! i am the knight rider baby! and i ain't never comin' back! o tell me o sorceror what is your name? *explosions* there are some who call me...Tim?
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Jun 17, 04
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"You can't find peace by avoiding life." - The Hours
" See, that's the thing, i am what i say i am." - Life as a House "Its like a dream but you cant stop dreams, they move in crazy patterns and pretty soon its got you." -Basketball Diaries And the classic, "I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, im a big bright beautiful shining star." - Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights
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Jun 17, 04
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Why are you chocking on her hair? Can't you see the lemons won't be ripe unless you harvest the sweet nector from chess. Eat it martha, just eat it. Where's the beef?
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Jun 28, 04
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If it's one of your favorite movies you would know that's TONY MONTANA. PAY ATTENTION!
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