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Old Aug 04, 04
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jean claude van damme VS steven seagal

i dont care what ANYONE says... van damme movies were the shit, esp. 'bloodsport' and 'kickboxer'. um actually thats it... haha. 'universal soldier' was aight, but i think after 'street fighter' came out, it was all downhill for him! haha... and 'the quest' was just ridiculous!

seagal... damn... both of the 'under siege' movies were good... but i dunno what else, cant think of any!

so... who do u think is better? im almost certain that tons of peeps on this board have watched their movies...
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Old Aug 04, 04
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well JCVD seriously trained martial arts n shit and he looks way stronger than steven seagal .. who also trained martial arts..

i think van damme would kick his ass

seagal sucks his new movies are so unrealistic.. u watch exit wounds? ..so retarded
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Old Aug 04, 04
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Van damme is the shit he would beat Seagal ne day!
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Old Aug 04, 04
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yeah but then again van damme is French ..

so that sorda.. makes u loose all faith .. :p
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van damme is flashier with his flying split-kicks... but i think seagal is the real deal. he's a real aikido master so he would tool mr. jean claude

um, exit wounds? haha... i think any movie with dmx is a joke :p
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Old Aug 04, 04
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van damme is belgian.

also, he used to spar with chuck norris before he was famous!

seagal would win, van damme is too much of a ballerina fighter.

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van damme is belgian.

also, he used to spar with chuck norris before he was famous!
belgians got raped in world war 1 + 2

so hes french and a half
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well segal lived in japan for like 12 years, and they got worked more than anyone.
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Old Aug 04, 04
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i think segal would win.
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Old Aug 04, 04
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Van Damn was nuts but Segal is way better
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Old Aug 04, 04
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jacky Chan motherfucker.
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jacky chan is acrobatic but he is not able to take down someone as big as those two in a 1 on 1 match, weaponless.
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Old Aug 04, 04
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no but he'd get a fuckin multi-billion back up.
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Old Aug 05, 04
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jackie chan would tool van damme... he's studied tons of different martial arts

i wonder where van damme is now...
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Old Aug 05, 04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by de-ken
so... who do u think is better? im almost certain that tons of peeps on this board have watched their movies...
i think this was discussed in length by internet weirdos before :)

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/...vandamme.shtml
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Old Aug 05, 04
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seagal's in a new korean flick.. wonder if that's worth checking out.
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Old Aug 05, 04
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Segal would win...

Segal would counter every move van damme made...

I took Tae kwon do and pankration...and my mom exboyfriend took aikido. He would just counter what ever I did and put me in some submission hold plus he knew a lot about pressure points on the body. Joint manipulation sucks.

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