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Originally Posted by revolver
i challenge anybody to a mallrats quote off!
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One time my cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ass. True story.
He bought the cat at the local mall so he ended up on the local news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he gets another cat stuck up his ass. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.
So the next week I see him buying another cat and I say to him "Jesus Walt, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?"
And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.