twiggers

[high-dee]

hi.

:Power-P:

(I miss you, ok?)

[Sammy Skillz]

MY LITTLE HIGH-DEE!!!!!!!!

I miss you too, mofo. how's life back home? i think you've spent enough time at home, time to come back to vancouver...NOW. do it...

who will i jungle dance with in koerner library?

[Aki]

high-dee
we miss you

[high-dee]

I KNOW!

I think we should go to Koerner, blare jungle all through the library, and then put up blacklighting, and everyone will start raving, OK?

I want to come back VERY MUCH! I do not like being at home.

AKI: HEEELLOOOO!! I miss you, too! I hope you are having a good week, OK?
pLuR, BYE!

[Sammy Skillz]

raving till the break of dawn?

if you supply the beats, i will supply the booty shakes.

[high-dee]

I'll supply the MCing, too!

and you can bring your north shore crew, and we can bust a cap, G

[Sammy Skillz]

bust a cap of Ecstacy?

you's be crazy miss honey

[high-dee]

NO!

I bust a bump O' JIB!

*twitch twitch*

then we dance like J-Lo hip hop skanks on the stairs in Koerner until the campus cowboys kick us out!

RAVE ON!

[Sammy Skillz]

mmmmmmmmm j-lo hip hop skanks...can i borrow a pair of big hoop earings please? i will trade you a pair of hoop earings for a pair of terry cloth bum shorts? they are cotton candy pink...your favorite color!

[high-dee]

I HAVE BIG HOOP EARRINGS! You can borrow them NO PROBLEM,OK?

Ummm...I think you should wear tight ass low rise jeans and a pink tank top with big hoop earrings and fake nails, OK?

[Sammy Skillz]

and underwear over my jeans?

[high-dee]

mmm....no.
a thong underneath but make your jeans or shorts so low you can see your thong, ok?

[Sammy Skillz]

but britney spears has her thong OVER over jeans in the Slave 4 U video...and since we're Slaves 4 Jungle music, maybe i should wear a camo thong over my ultra lowrise TIGHT flares?

[high-dee]

really? I did not notice, wear your thongs on top, then! If Britney does than it -must- be right!

Do not forget we need lots of slutty back up dancers if we are going to do Koerner hooched out right.

I miss you, k?

[Sammy Skillz]

knock knock

who's there?

i miss

i miss who?

I MISS HEIDI

i'll find some slutty back up dancers with lots of junk in their trunk at heat this weekend ok

[high-dee]

there will be swo many britney wannabe's at heat.
take one, and kidnap them and we will use her for our koerner huge all night dance party, ok?

we should call it "we're a slave for the hoochie jungle mmama's

[Sammy Skillz]

and keeping in the SLAVE theme, we can cover everything in leather and stuff.

[high-dee]

we also need an old man dj who resembles paul oakenfold spinning our phat beats, because dj's are cool!

i have the white gloves, do you have the black lighting?

[Sammy Skillz]

ohhhh you KNOW i have the black lighting.

we should email paul oakenfold and ask him to remix slave 4 u.

you should do it

pauloakenfold@dj.com

[high-dee]

I like, totally like, will, like ok?
and then like, we can like, be like, gatecrasher regulars in like, englands and like dance to like all of the paul's.
like, you know- tall paul, paul van dyk and like, of course paul oakie.
because we are like, slaves for them!

[Sammy Skillz]

in that case i'll need to get a new pair of boots

knee highs

[high-dee]

I am innocent, ok?

a pure 13 year old virgin.

I am not into that whole slutty thing anymore, ok?

you are going to have to find someone else now, sammers.

sorry.

I am too chaste for that stuff.

My mom would ground me.

[Sammy Skillz]

my titties are perky

love, kelly