hello can i speak to high-dee please?

[bob]

thank you for the disturbing letter and the rave party flyers
i will put them on my wall because i am going to make a cool collage, isn't that oldskool? CHOO CHOO...

i also got a t-shirt in the mail, it is HARDCORE i will have lots of pictures to show you later

i ALSO got cheques in the mail (it is spelled CHEQUES ok not CHECKS this is canada i hate everyone for not believing OK even though they are AMERICAN CHECKS, now they are in canada so they are CANADIAN CHEQUES). would you like a cheque? they sent me some sample kinds with disney and whales and tweet tweety bird and america bird, and statue of libertE...

i will see you tonight ok thank you

[bob]

OK plz look at the fashion model and listen to me:
get jiggy wit it OK?

this is the front of my new shirt, as you can see i am very sexy:


this is the back of my new shirt, again notice how sexy i am:


this is an aerial view of me looking for my new shirt. ladies, please, one hand at a time:

[high-dee]

dear bob:

hello.

i just talked to you. i think that you are one sick muthafucka, ok?
you really need to take a shower, cus i can smell you from here. and you don't smell nice. if i can smell you, i am sure your LOVe can too, and she won't be too impressed.

can you please take a picture of your collage when it is ready? those are WEMF flyers, baby! they are the HARDEST of the HARDCORE even more than your shirt.

you are not allowed to poo in my reflective toilet, ok? EVER!

can you please tell everyone about the fat guy in the hawiian shirt eating a crispy crunch?

i will see you later tonight, ok? do you want me to sneak you in when my dad is asleep? we can hide in my basement and drink tequlia and rum, ok?

pLUr OUT. :073:

ps- yes i would like a CHEQUE please. how much money will you be sending me?

[bob]

please let me poo in your toilet
i will fly to ontario just to poo in your toilet

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FAT GUY IN THE HAWAIIN SHIRT EATING THE CRISPY CRUNCH!?!?!?!

i am sending you a cheque for $0.85 oK...

cya tonight baby...

[high-dee]

hi bob.

don't take this the wrong way, but i miss you.

please write me a letter at camp, ok?

bye, you sick fuck.

[bob]

ok i am writing it tonight and will mail it out monday. i have lots to tell you.

[high-dee]

hello my little bob-

i got your postcard, and i didn't have your addy, so i mailed a letter to maria, ok? make sure you get it.

say hi to steven for me, and i am glad he is my pen friend, ok?

thank you for the jungle beats....pLuR.

love,
Heidi.

[bob]

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY!
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