the "I hate Cubed" thread

[bob]

u know what the funniest thing about cubed is...?

when u make fun of him, it's an observation of what he posts (therefore very funny... this is how jerry seinfeld & co. make a living)

when cubed tries to fight back, he makes up shit talk (always about porn for obvious reasons)... none of it has any relevance to anything except the e-mails i keep sending him...


it's like when you're 7 years old and you can't think up a comeback fast enough so you just lash out and hump the other persons' leg...

how old are you cubed?

[Sue Bitch]

this isnt very nice for cubed but he can get rather annoyinh sometimes that is true

[bob]

anyone with "pretentious elitist #1337" mentioned in their profile is asking for it...

the only people who appreciate arrogance are fascists and loners who have to compliment themselves because nobody else will...

[cubed]

Originally posted by bob:
u know what the funniest thing about cubed is...?

Break it down Grand Daddy Funk...

when u make fun of him, it's an observation of what he posts (therefore very funny... this is how jerry seinfeld & co. make a living)

As opposed to how Sam Kinnison, Lenny Bruce, and others made a living. All of which were a hundred times funnier than Jerry Seinfeld. Not to say Jerry isn't funny.

when cubed tries to fight back, he makes up shit talk (always about porn for obvious reasons)... none of it has any relevance to anything except the e-mails i keep sending him...

I can only work with what you give me, ie. you make a post about myself masturbating. Thus leaving me with two options...

#1 "NO I DON'T YOU FAG!" - which is really fucking lame, but I wouldn't put it by some of the people on this board.

#2 Take the porn route, it may not be moral high road, but it does work a lot better.

/me dazzles bob with logic a bit more

it's like when you're 7 years old and you can't think up a comeback fast enough so you just lash out and hump the other persons' leg...

Can't say I've ever lashed out and humped someones leg. Was this a common occurance around you?

how old are you cubed?

Obviously old enough to remember Sam Kinnison.

cubed

[cubed]

Originally posted by bob:
anyone with "pretentious elitist #1337" mentioned in their profile is asking for it...

the only people who appreciate arrogance are fascists and loners who have to compliment themselves because nobody else will...

The pretentious elitist thing was a funny little side note, you can learn more about it at www.ishkur.com if you like.

If anything it's a parody of all the little cliques that show up in the rave scene and pop culture.

But hey, you're all welcome to make your own assumptions.

cubed

[bob]

i know about the pretentious elitists...
maybe you should remember that it's just a "funny side note" as you put it, and stop acting like you guys really are the hardest of the rave scene core...

it's called reality... don't leave home without it.
wait... you probably never leave home...

[bob]

bob

*oh that feels good*

BOB

*YESSSSS*

bobobobobobobobob

OMG I'M GONNA CUM

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB


wow, it really works... i owe ya one cubed

[sNyx]

haha, hurting.

[bob]

myles get rid of that picture, that's like... GRADE 'A' wanking material to him

"CUBED CUBED CUBED CUBED"

[cubed]

Originally posted by snyx™:
haha, hurting.

haha, using the same material, hurting.

cubed

[cubed]

Originally posted by bob:
myles get rid of that picture, that's like... GRADE 'A' wanking material to him

"CUBED CUBED CUBED CUBED"

Some habits from LX are hard to break.

cubed

[Senior]

Originally posted by bob:
i know about the pretentious elitists...
maybe you should remember that it's just a "funny side note" as you put it, and stop acting like you guys really are the hardest of the rave scene core...

it's called reality... don't leave home without it.
wait... you probably never leave home...

You are a very funny guy.

[Senior]

As a side note Bob I also think David Spaid is very funny... hint, hint.

[bob]

i do not understand your HINT HINT

something i wrote sort of sounded like one of david spade's lines from tommy boy... "it's called reading, top to bottom, left to right. take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps"..

david spade is awesome though... him and i speak the same language... we're both scrawny sarcastic weiners, it's so sexy...

[bob]

one of my fav. lines from david spade... in black sheep... "ok seatbelts... you stick the little end in the big end...and, well if you don't know how to use a seatbelt, tommy'll come back there and hit you over the head with a tack hammer BECAUSE YOU ARE A RE-TARD!" or something along those lines...

anyways...

[Senior]

Your style of humour reminds me of his Hollywood minute skit off SNL

[bob]

i hardly ever watch that show...
i didn't trust it cuz it was REALLY on ON SUNDAY MORNING but they call it "saturday night live"

[cubed]

It actually shows at 11 o'clock eastern time in NYC where it's filmed.

Write your local cable provider and bitch them out.

cubed

[bob]

i wonder if i could take this to court...
either that or they should start calling it SUNDAY MORNING LIVE on the west coast

[cubed]

I was thinking more along the lines of "SUNDAY MORNING SEMI-LIVE FOR OUR WESTCOAST FRIENDS WHO ARE THREE HOURS BEHIND US SO US ON THE EAST DON'T REALLY CARE", it's kind of got a nice ring to it.

cubed

[bob]

the announcer would get paid the big bucks for that intro.

who the fuck in new york would sit at home on a saturday night? i'd go out and get shitfaced, mugged, AIDS, and a greasy dog on a stick...

fucken idiots

[cubed]

clubs don't get hopping there until after midnight.

cubed

[AGROculture]

who???

AGROout

[inkster]

(the funny thing about the pretentious elitists is that we are neither pretentious, nor elite. well, i'm not at least.. :P)

[diva]

give me a break, dale. you're very pretentious.

=/