Oliver, Nicole and Jnetter....kill the spider oliver!!!!!

[krisamata]

Men and women complement each other with the unique traits
tha each were given:

WOMEN

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home.
They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in. They standup against
injustice.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
They are smart-they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments and cabins.
They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin.
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.



MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy shit and killing spiders



see oliver? SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! you shoulda killed that spider.

[desiRAWR]

I'm sorry to intrude on your post, but something told me that I had to look in it and that something was right.

Men are also good at pleasuring women. well, sometimes. Okay. only a select few.
there must be other things that men are good at...

[SEAN!]

oh come on were good for more then that,,,,

u hurt my feelings :(

[Bitchin]

HAHAHAHA

too bad we didnt have that last night.. day'am!!!

THERE YOU GO OLIVER!

sean, prove that your good for other things.. and I may reconsider :p

[linds]

yes, they are good at pleasuring.

and doing dishes, and laundry hahaha

right, krista?

[krisamata]

hahaha ^^^^ ya i guess some of them are good at doing other things
i just posted this because oliver wouldnt kill a spider he said it wasnt his job or something.

[desiRAWR]

ok. MEN are good at a lot of things.

It's the boys that still need guidance:D.

[desiRAWR]

^^and those are my wise coffee induced words for the day.

[oliver]

i can pleasure.

but it snot in my portfolio to kill spiders. gotta pick em up and put em outside where they belong. dont KILL the poor little critters. god wouldnt be happy OK.

[linds]

dont lie ok?

hahahaha

[Bitchin]

lil'baby jesus cries, every time you kill a spider, OK?

[desiRAWR]

I thought it was "Everytime you kill a spider, it rains".

hmm. where did the lil baby jesus come in here?

crazy baby jesus

[oliver]

baby jesus is EVERYWHERE

PH33R HIM!!!!!!

[Bitchin]

I dunno where he came from..

he just like to sit in a jar on my dresser in my room!

shit i forgot to feed him today!

[krisamata]

^^^^ awww poor jesus